Need....More....Coffee

Cute!

Cute! I really don't understand the coffee thing, I hate the stuff!

Top Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
3. You answer the door before people knock.
4. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
5. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
6. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
7. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
8. You can jump-start your car without cables.
9. Cocaine is a downer.
10. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
11.People get dizzy just watching you.
12. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
13. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
14. You channel surf faster without a remote.
15. When someone says. "How are you?" you say, "Good to the last drop."
16. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
17. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
18. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
19. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
20. You short out motion detectors.
21. You can't even remember your second cup.
22. You help your dog chase its tail.

Bren, those are great! :laughing2:

Sabra - I used to think like you. Coffee really is pretty vile. Then I started having to be at work at 7:30, and coffee is free...

Bren~ those were laugh out loud....and so was the picture!

Sabra~ It's true. I would never touch coffee with a 10-foot pole until the days when I was in restaurant mgt. and often had to close up one night, and then double back to open in the morning. Now, my one HUGE mug a day is my buddy.

Speaking of which....I absolutely have to have Carnation French Vanilla creamer. Yum!

(why don't we have a 'yummy' smilie?)

Actually, we do have a yummy smilie Just put the :: around yummy and there he is!

I like coffee , but one cup a day is more than enough !!
And , if I dare drink it after 4 pm , no sleeping at night !!

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Give me a French Latte with chocolate swirls!!!!!!!!!!

bnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Snowball is helping me type again. Since this is a cat site I'll let him.)

I like coffee as long as it's good coffee. At work they sometimes make such weak coffee, it's just like drinking hot water. YUCK!!!!!

My caffeine pick-me-ups are cokes (I think it's the sugar/caffeine combo; I'm somewhat of a sugar addict - give me candy!!!!!). If I'm really desperate for caffeine I'll drink a Mountaindew or a Jolt.

I really hate the flavor of coffee, I've even tried the gourmet stuff my parents drink with lots of cream and sugar and I still couldn't stomache the stuff. I don't like coffe flavored anything!

All of those cutesy, flavored coffees are for wussies! I used to work graveyard shift and go to school, days. That's when I learned to appreciate good coffee. Now, I'm hooked! I want my coffee the same way I want my men: hot and sweet!

One of the reasons I chose to work here is the free coffee machine in the lounge area. It has coffee, cappuccino, latte and hot chocolate. Granted, it isn't the best quality but free caffeine is a definite job perk!

Lorie D, I have to admit to being a coffee snob. I only like good, strong coffee, too(like Starbucks ). I buy whole beans because it tastes better. And I hate non-dairy creamer. I also tend to shy away from styrofoam cups, the flavor just isn't there.