ya HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR CAT !!!

Well, "celebrating" may be too strong a word! "Observing" is a bit more descriptive.

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I'm confronted with a mystery: A few days ago, two parcels of FOOD arrived — addressed to me and sent by Michaela and Tonya! Now, neither of them will tell me how they managed to send me such presents; and I'm fairly certain a human person must have assisted them at some point, but I've not a clue as to whom it might have been.



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Perhaps Samantha had something to do with it. Conspiracy theories abound! We are always saying that cats are much smarter than we give them credit for...

...only because you are the birthday boy. I expected the 'bringer of the Spam" to show up with the light bulb link in Debby's other thread.

tsk...tsk

Have a happy day!



Where's the bar, again?

Oh, my! Well yes, Valanhb, I do think Samantha had something to do with this; but she's not talking either. Maybe the Department of Homeland Security can help me with this, since they're not all that busy at present.

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Deb 25, thank you for pointing out that other thread! I've managed to bring something to it, finally.



Bren.1, thanks a lot for your well-wishes! It's been a great day so far, as I don't feel any older than I felt yesterday. Is that saying much?



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I want a Sunbeam Tiger for my birthday.

A very Happy Birthday to you, Joe.

I hope you are well & smiling, like I remember you.

Originally posted by Mr. Cat
Well, "celebrating" may be too strong a word! "Observing" is a bit more descriptive.

:tounge2:

I'm confronted with a mystery: A few days ago, two parcels of FOOD arrived — addressed to me and sent by Michaela and Tonya! Now, neither of them will tell me how they managed to send me such presents; and I'm fairly certain a human person must have assisted them at some point, but I've not a clue as to whom it might have been.

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o yay...i see tonya...yall wanna call n serenade joe happy birthday...as have i...hes n absolute darling with a wicked sense of humour...




xxxxx

I don't know what those blobs are, but I thought they were kind of cute! =)

Blue!

Hey, thanks for your well-wishes. Yes, I'm well and smiling. And I hope you are, too!

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Weaver Babe, thank you again for telephoning me all the way from England and singing the happy-birthday song! That was entirely cool.



Hissy, I think those blobby things are cute as well. They inspire in me an idea for my next Blob-O-Rama. Fear not! The time is not yet at hand.



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So what kind of food was in your mystery packages? if there were any pop tarts in there, I think I might know a couple culprits! :LOL:

Here's what was in the food boxes:

A tin containing "hokie pokies," which appear to be chocolate-covered patties of caramel and pecans;

Small packages of "baby Swiss cheese," "brick cheese," "Cheddar cheese" and "sharp Cheddar cheese";

Small packages of "beef summer sausage" and "cooked mettwurst."

I've no idea what "mettwurst" is, but it tasted good nevertheless!



Sorry, no Pop Tarts.

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Originally posted by Mr. Cat
I've no idea what "mettwurst" is, but it tasted good nevertheless!

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Ah, just found an old package of "mettwurst" in the pantry. Hmm.....what's this in the fine print?????

Not to be taken internally.

Oops.

No! Say it ain't so! Alas, my days are numbered! *notices tear-off ticket number 187* Hmm. Well, by the time they get to my number we'll be well into the Twenty-second Century. Okay, never mind. I'm safe for now.



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Is this party still going on? Do you kids know what time it is? Well, pour me a glass of iced tea and pass the sandwiches; I might as well join you. So, how are you feeling now, Mr. Cat?

Hello! I'm feeling just fine, thank you. It's a lovely day, weather-wise: The heat wave is gone and it's nice and mild. Ahh!

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Well, I'm willing to keep the party going if you are. Oh, here are the Spam sandwiches now! The iced tea is, I'm told, from Long Island.



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Latest test results shown below:

Well, on second thought---you did say Spam, didn't you/--I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so maybe ....

Ah ha!!!! I knew it wouldn't be long before someone broke out the spam around here!!! :LOL:

Yes, there's Spam enough for everyone! Dig in!



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I will not eat green eggs and SPAM....I will not eat them, Sam I am!!

:LOL: :laughing: :LOL:

Oh, all right then. *brings out platter of roast-beef sandwiches*

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