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post #1 of 5
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on
stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man .....Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
post #2 of 5
I heard that one quite a while ago. Don't know if it is really true or now, but it seems plausible. I think if I was the groom, I would have let the photographer in on the secret to be sure to get the bride's and best man's expressions when they opened the envelope. Oh yeah, and the bride's father's expression. THAT would be priceless!
post #3 of 5
Hilarious!! I agree, what a great mastercard commercial THAT would make!!!!:tounge2: :tounge2:
post #4 of 5
That is priceless! I do think it's a shame that he embarassed them in front of hundreds of people because he didn't just embarass them but embarassed her family which really wasn't necessary. Even if he had canceled it the money would have been spent. When you cancel on that short of a notice you have to pay for everything anyways.

He definitely had his sweet revenge and if you're going to do what she did you should always be prepared to get caught!
post #5 of 5
He would have to be a great actor. If that happened to me, I don't think I could restrain myself until the reception. I would be so angry and hurt.
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