Seen in a Restroom......
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less!
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less!
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
