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Signs You're Drunk...

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job interferes with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth, now that's a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor.

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you forget your name.

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, and you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar greets you when you come in.

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and (Women or Men).

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

You don't recognize your wife unless you see her through the bottom of a glass.

That damned pink elephant followed you home again.

Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

I'm as jober as a sudge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming TORO, TORO, TORO! in the middle of the night.
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oh , what a story !!! i enjoyed every word of it !!
thanks for sharing this !!!!!!!!!!!

post #4 of 6
That was so my hubby and the neighbour yesterday! Neighbour's wife was at a bridal shower and he was lonely so he and hubby drank and drank and drank on the the deck. Don't forget Canadian beer is a lot stronger then American beer. They were very entertaining after about 4 hours. Then his wife came home!
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Those are good! :LOL:
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Glad you all like them!! Keep your eyes open!! I'll post a few more here soon!!

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