>A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
>husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
>morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
>to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
>take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
>continues to read her book. Along comes a forest policeman in his boat.
>He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are
>you doing?"
>
>"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
>
>"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>
>"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>
>"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write
>you up."
>
>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
>
>"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
>
>"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
>
>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
>think.
>husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
>morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
>to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
>take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
>continues to read her book. Along comes a forest policeman in his boat.
>He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are
>you doing?"
>
>"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
>
>"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>
>"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>
>"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write
>you up."
>
>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
>
>"But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman.
>
>"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
>
>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
>think.
