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Play the Office Game - for those of you bored at work!

post #1 of 5
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Play the Office Game

Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:


Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the

Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee
into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.


Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this
to a manager.

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.


At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
number two".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in,
"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it"

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very
important conference call.

Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.
post #2 of 5
OMG those are oo funny..... I crack up every time I imagine someone doing that!!! Especially the "slap your head " one....and moving your colleagues chair into the lift!?!?!? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
post #3 of 5
Those are great. Reminds me of something my father did once...

He was in the company headquarters and was accompanied by a young lady who was very eager to impress her superiors. Real bright girl, but pretty uptight. So they get on an elevator on the bottom floor, and after many stops the elevator was pretty full. Right after the door closes, Dad says "I bet you're all wondering why I called this meeting." A few people just gave him strange, unnerved looks, a couple of people got the joke and snickered, and the young lady was just mortified. But she did loosen up a bit after that!
post #4 of 5
ROFL! I love the one about moving someone's chair into the elevator. And the one about someone asking someone if they hear that, then nevermind. Nothing interesting ever happens like that at my work.
We have a bunch of corporate people coming in tomorrow, so I don't think I'll try any of those tomorrow. :LOL:
post #5 of 5
LOL I love the suggestion about using a fake Jamaican accent. Too funny!!:LOL:
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