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Letter from a Farm Kid

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Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them
to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was
restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I
am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do
before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop,
feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay.
Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,
but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and
other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always
sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you
til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk
much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him
different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board.
Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next, will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for
shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head
and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it.
You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training.
You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though,
they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over
in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds, dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter, Carol
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Lol. That's cute!!!
post #3 of 7
I needed a good smile ... thank you
post #4 of 7
Very uplifting!
post #5 of 7
Yay Girl Power!!!
post #6 of 7
That's pretty funny... I sent it on to some people in my email
post #7 of 7
That was cute! It was funny enough, but the punch line was great!
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