Psychoanalyze Yourself

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NO CHEATING! That will take all the fun out of it.

Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as
you read a question, write the answer right away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...NO
CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and
write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the
questions excessively.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you
walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of
animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you
is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the
dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a
cup. What material is the cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself
standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water
is it?

10. How will you cross the water?






This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the
questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals
that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person
in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the
size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is
representative of how you deal with your problems.
(passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your
ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome
at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality.
You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are
generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is
representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the
person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper
are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and
metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude
towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your
sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative
importance of your sex life.
 

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Just great! All I have to say is that it was a stream, and I was hopping over it. Excuse me while I change my answer of "deer" to "tyrannosaurus rex".

 

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I loved this. It pretty much nailed me really well. On my dining room table besides flowers, were cats, lots and lots of lots of cats! LOL Oh, the one part I didn't fare well with, is my companion on this walk was a wolf.......
 

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Well, my companion was myself. I would much rather take a walk like that by myself and I really couldn't picture anyone being there. So, I guess I'm conceited


The animal was a racoon
, I should of said an elephant. The body of water was a creek that I walked through, double


Since I answered my self in number 1, I didn't understand my answer of "take it inside," to the cup.

What an enigma I am, lol!
 

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The answer to #1 was my dog ethl:LOL:.

-safron
 

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Interesting...I did that once in my speech class, but I couldnt' remember what all of the answers meant. I think mine was pretty accurate.
 

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That was really good!! The only one that was a bit "off" was the last one..... I didn't even TOUCH the water!! hahaha... gee's my poor Hubby... :LOL: :LOL:
 

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This was hilarious! Sabra, I also said a racoon.
I guess my relationship to hubby must be disposable since I answered styrafoam. But I did say I would "pick it up" :laughing:

And my sex drive is a pond, and when asked how I would cross it...I said I wouldn't. :LOL:
 

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HEHE...that was good. I said styrofoam also but i said that i would throw it away..my poor boyfriend:LOL:

I said my water was the ocean so that just shows how my sex drive is
but the way i crossed it was swimming
 

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hey, that was both very funny and very accurate!
My animal was a wolf and after the empty dining room
I found a lovely ceramic mug which I caressed and, as I wrote it down "marvelled at its smoothness" and my body of water was a seashore...gets pretty much to the point, haha

I've read this kind of thing before but this one was very fascinating...

Great thing to do!
 

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LOL I went walking w/ my hubby, and found Paige in the forest. How's that? now, for a cat Paige is small, but her behind is very big... what does that mean about my problems. And I patted her, so apparently, I am very loving to my problems. o_O

My house was very small with a fence (to keep the cats in!), my dining room furniture was white painted with cabbage roses, had apples in a bowl, and, by coincidence, had Paige in, because I put her down there. LOL

my cup was a knocked around steel one, and I put daisy's in it.

My body of water was a frest water lake, and I rowed accross. LOL!

I suppose this means I'm mental!
 

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Originally Posted by Deb25

Just great! All I have to say is that it was a stream, and I was hopping over it. Excuse me while I change my answer of "deer" to "tyrannosaurus rex".

me too
 

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I was flumoxed by the dining room! I've envisioned my dream house so many times, so when I walked into the clearing I was good to go . . . but then they asked about the dining room and I realized that I've imagined how the kitchen would look, the library, and the bedrooms, but I've never once imagined a dining room! Mostly because I don't like formal dining rooms. Anyway, the first thing that came to my mind was . . . "?????". It worked out though, because when I figured out what I'd like I ended up with a centerpiece of herbs, which means I'm happy
! LOL! *whew*

By the way, I made tea in my mug, so what the heck is that supposed to mean vis-a-vis my husband (who was the person I was with)??! Maybe I'm fated to pour hot water on him . . .
 

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Originally Posted by turtlecat

now, for a cat Paige is small, but her behind is very big... what does that mean about my problems.!
Ah young grasshopper, it means that although your problems are small, you think of them as being large. Either that, or all your problems are small except that you have many digestive problems (the Egyptians called it "anus demons"). LOL! This is great. We should make a game out of coming up with strange reasons for the odd answers we got! Nostradamus lite!
 

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well, although some are on the
others are not. since i don't use the dining room table for dining, my cats use it for sitting - that's what i said was on the table, because that's what would be on the table IRL! also, i don't consider the relationship with the person disposable in any way. but the others weren't too far off...
 

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Wow!!!

The animal I saw in the woods was a squirrel!!!


And ya'll really wanna know how I crossed the RIVER in my back yard?? I SWAM THROUGH IT!!!
 

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1.my fiance
2.bunny
3.pet it
4.2 story house with 3 bedrooms 2 bath
5.yes
6.china setting with family sitting down at the table
7. plastic
8.take it to the kitchen and wash it
9. a lake
10. swimm

hmmmmm fits me okay i guess
 
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