Update on SKittles

Originally Posted by newfostermom

where is the last post from momof3rugrats? did she say where she was going or when she was coming back? WHATS GOING ON!....... it's 5:30..do you know where your e-cat is?

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Originally Posted by minxie

Ode to Skittles

Skittles sweet dear...
Popping out time is near
I know its not fun
Having things come out of your (ryhmes with yum and begins with B..sorry can't find anything else to ryhme)
but we're going mad waiting
for those gorgeous babies you're creating

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Originally Posted by JESSIEnKITTY

oo! oo! i got one!

Skittles my love,
My fat pregnant dove,
please dont hold them in any more,
please pop them out before,
newfostermom and i are checked in,
to the nearest loony bin.

j/k newfostermom!

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Originally Posted by wookie130

Ugh, Ripley is the Dr. Jekyl/Ms. Hyde type of torti too.

Time for a haiku:

Skittles
Large as blimp
Time to pop in yonder bedroom
Baby kittens all around
As momof3 finishes 3rd bottle of wine.

Okay. Not sure if that was how a haiku goes, but it will have to do.

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Originally Posted by wookie130

Skittles, fairest mother-earth,
Bearing the fruits,
That come with birth.
Loving mother, in her maternal glory,
Comes an 888-page agonizing story.
She needs to quickly up the pace,
So those that love her
Find their place...
And unite together from pain and harm,
And spend their days
At the Funny Farm.
-From the artist formerly known as wookie130.

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Originally Posted by cookandcompany

I'm going to Im her to see if there are any little ones yet...BRB with the Breaking News Report.....

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Originally Posted by newfostermom

Just sit right back and youll here a tail
of a cat thats overdue,
She started on the tcs
wound up on the evening news!

Skittles is a lovely cat,
We all know that she's due
We'll have to make "the best of things"
till we hear something new,

The days and nights are getting rough,
The bulging cat is due,
momofthree has lost her way,
and were all crazy too,

The single vet is standing by,
were hoping for a date,
If we dont get the Skitletts soon,
He'll say she's way to late!

Theres momof threeeeeeeeeeee
and wookie too
pondwader.... and jessiekitty.......
the lucyloo, and the rest
here on tcs!

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Originally Posted by wookie130

(after "Little Miss Muffet")

Little Miss Skittles
Sat on the doorstep
Waiting for someone to play.
Along came a tomcat
And sat on the doormat.
Leaving Skittles in the "family way."

Lordy, what depths I've reached tonight.

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Originally Posted by wookie130

Hahaha, Minxie!!!!

THE SKITTLES CONNECTION
(Sung by Kermit the Frog)

Why are there so many
Posts about Skittles?
And what's on the other side?
Skittlets are visions,
They're only illusions
And kittens have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The Skittles Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us Skittlett gazing
What do we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
That Skittles Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me

Have you been half asleep
And have you heard kittens
I've heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young TCS members
I think they're one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
There's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it
The Skittles Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me


Someone feel free to shoot me, before it's too late.

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Originally Posted by minxie

Ahh..this is too much fun...whats a few more dark circles and bags to add to the collection I have already......

Baa Baa Big Skittles
Have you any kitties?
Yes sir Yes Sir
Ten placentas full

One for my meowmy
and eight just for me
and one for the TCS members
who I've driven all barmy.

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Originally Posted by Arlyn

Yeah, I'm not at all sure what it is.
Over the last year, I've read plenty of suspenseful threads awaiting kittens.
This is the first one I've just been rivetted to.

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Originally Posted by minxie

A song by Meowdonna....sing along all to the tune of La Isla Bonita

I fell in love with Tom-cat Pedro
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Meow, please have my babies
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
And now I'm full of placentas

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Originally Posted by minxie

Elvis has entered the forum.....

A well I bless my soul
Whats wrong with me?
My nipples are big, just like my tummy
My meowmy says I'm acting wild as a bug
My name's Skittles...
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My whiskers are shaky and my paws are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
That damn tom-cat
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please dont ask me when its birthing time
I am a little bloated, but I'm feelin' fine
When I'm near that meowmy that I love best
I like to put her patience to the test!

She arranged scan of my babies what a chill I got
Ten mini-Skittles in my cooking pot
I'm proud to say their my buttercups
My name's Skittles
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue gets tied when I try to push
My insides shake when I force on my tush
There's only one cure for this body of mine
Thats to have these babies that I love so fine!

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