Update on SKittles

A song by Meowdonna....sing along all to the tune of La Isla Bonita

I fell in love with Tom-cat Pedro
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Meow, please have my babies
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
And now I'm full of placentas

Wookie, the song is awesome! How sad is it that I can hear it just perfectly in my head... and can see Kermit dangling his scrawny legs over some brick wall looking at a rainbow LMAO

I have well and truly lost my freakin mind!

Originally Posted by jandkds

"By the light of the moon, I started to swoon, and could not resist his purrfect plea"....

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He made me feel so free...Mom don't worry I didn't even bring home 1 flea....

He begged me on bended knee!!!!

story

So I could do nothing but agree
He was so nice..he didn't give me lice

So I gave up my virginity...

NO WAY THAT THAT POOR CAT HAS NOT HAD THOSE KITTENS YET!!!!!!!!!
You know....I wonder....with so many people watching and waiting now....maybe she`s like my grandma always use to say about a "watched pot never boils"......maybe you ought to stick her in a dark quiet room by herself for a few hours and see if she takes a notion to start popping those babies out.
That or you could SQUEEZE her just a little...she looks like it would`nt take a whole lot!
Come on Skittles..."JUST DO IT!"
Linda

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And he led me to believe he loved me!!!!
And now, Meowmy, I fear I may be with child!!!!
Er...but not just one. I'm thinking it could be upwards to like a dozen or so.

Elvis has entered the forum.....

A well I bless my soul
Whats wrong with me?
My nipples are big, just like my tummy
My meowmy says I'm acting wild as a bug
My name's Skittles...
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My whiskers are shaky and my paws are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
That damn tom-cat
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please dont ask me when its birthing time
I am a little bloated, but I'm feelin' fine
When I'm near that meowmy that I love best
I like to put her patience to the test!

She arranged scan of my babies what a chill I got
Ten mini-Skittles in my cooking pot
I'm proud to say their my buttercups
My name's Skittles
I'm all knocked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue gets tied when I try to push
My insides shake when I force on my tush
There's only one cure for this body of mine
Thats to have these babies that I love so fine!

Hey all, good morning - does anyone know what page the pool is at? I came in on pg 55 and can't find it again!!!!

Oh, we have steered soooooo farrrrrrrrrrr awwayyyyyyyy from the pool, I have no idea.

Here you go


Monday
Renny May 22, 130pm 10 kittens
Catkiki May 22, 3:30pm 10 kittens
SillyJilly May 22, 6:30pm 9 Kittens (Let's try again!)
KittyCity81 May 22, 10:30 7 kittens (4TH TRY!LOL)

Tuesday
laureen227, 5/23, 2:00am, 10 kittens [new guess!]
etcrame May23, 11.59am, 8 kittens (actually, it said before noon EST)
LoveMyBabies, 1 am, 11 kittens
Goosehazel 5/23 2:00 p.m (CST) 7 kittens
GirlSetsFiyah 5/23/06 9:30 pm, 8 kittens

Wednesday
Momof3Cats&Kids, May 24, 9:00AM, 7 kittens
psjauntie's hubby May 24, 11.42am, 8 kittens
lucyloo May24, 12 am, 11 kittens
wookie130 May24, 11.30 pm, 8 kittens
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Originally Posted by junior67

OMG I just got on after being off for about 2 1/2 hrs and had about 5 pages to read. I was LMAO the whole time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What great poems and songs you guys!

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I think Skittles had better have those kittens soon or TCS will have to hold s song writting contest! ROFLOL!

Minxie....HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm all knocked up!" buahahahaha

This is absolutely hysterical, I have been laughing out loud, my neighbor downstairs probably thinks I am nuts. We have some great talent here at TCS, songwriters and poets, and still no labor for Skittles. This is the funniest thing that I have seen in a while.

A mom of three lives in a house with her own special view
She has many kittens on the way and knows not what to do

Her Skittles is soft, full and furry and fat
But she would not have those babes and that was that

The website did worry and fuss and stress
While Skittles and Mom just made new beds and more mess

When would the day of the arrival be, who knows they said
Mom of 3 threw up her hands "I've no more room for beds"

She'll birth when she is ready, no matter the fuss we raise
So we better get good at this, it could go on for days!

I had to throw my hat in the race too. C'mon Skittles honey get that labor going and lets get those babies out.

OH my people i dont know where you all get this much time on your hands. when i left there were only 54 pages around 4pm today and now its 9 so in 5 hours this thread has grown 26 pgs

Great job, Amy Jo! It's kind of run amuck here tonight for sure. It's like the waiting is finally taking it's toll on us...we can't stand the anticipation!!!! Now, it should be around 9:00 Jenny's time, so we'll see if she pops in!!!

It's been several hours!

Trust me, there are way more productive things I could be doing right now...like the dishes!!!! But alas, I don't feel like it tonight. I'm waiting for some news or an update on Skittles and the Skittlets!