This is hilarious... does Skittles know she is inspiring poetry?
It's been a long time since an update, I hope everything is ok....
It's been a long time since an update, I hope everything is ok....
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Update on SKittles
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I wonder if the babies will have candy names too? after their blessed mother... so here's some baby names for Skittles to think about:
A Skittles Baby Name Book
Hershey
GumDrop
Twix
Twizler
Peanut
Licorice
Snickers
Skor (my favorite candy bar ever and a kick butt boys name)
MuskateerRolos
A Skittles Baby Name Book
Hershey
GumDrop
Twix
Twizler
Peanut
Licorice
Snickers
Skor (my favorite candy bar ever and a kick butt boys name)
MuskateerRolos
oo! oo! i got one!
Skittles my love,
My fat pregnant dove,
please dont hold them in any more,
please pop them out before,
newfostermom and i are checked in,
to the nearest loony bin.
j/k newfostermom!
Skittles my love,
My fat pregnant dove,
please dont hold them in any more,
please pop them out before,
newfostermom and i are checked in,
to the nearest loony bin.
Well dear sweet Princess Skittles, it is 9:30pm, I have already had my nightly cocktail, and it is time for me to go to bed. I wish you and you Meowmy a good night. And may there be babies in the morning!!!! PUSH SKITTLES PUSH!
Hershey
that was my ferals name...all black baby had him from 12/26/99 to 02/05/03...lost him to early to urinary blockage. If you get a torti name her almond joy sometiems you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont(all my torts are the split peronality type
RJ
Originally Posted by JESSIEnKITTY
oo! oo! i got one!
Skittles my love,
My fat pregnant dove,
please dont hold them in any more,
please pop them out before,
newfostermom and i are checked in,
to the nearest loony bin.
j/k newfostermom!
Skittles - how many poems do we have to write?
How any loverly coconuts do we have to eat tonight?
How many silly songs do we have to croon?
How many TCS members will be in strait jackets soon?
Ugh, Ripley is the Dr. Jekyl/Ms. Hyde type of torti too.
Time for a haiku:
Skittles
Large as blimp
Time to pop in yonder bedroom
Baby kittens all around
As momof3 finishes 3rd bottle of wine.
Okay. Not sure if that was how a haiku goes, but it will have to do.
Time for a haiku:
Skittles
Large as blimp
Time to pop in yonder bedroom
Baby kittens all around
As momof3 finishes 3rd bottle of wine.
Okay. Not sure if that was how a haiku goes, but it will have to do.
that was a good one!Originally Posted by minxie
Skittles is making world class poets out of all of us.....
Skittles - how many poems do we have to write?
How any loverly coconuts do we have to eat tonight?
How many silly songs do we have to croon?
How many TCS members will be in strait jackets soon?
That was quite good. I think that a book of TCS poetry should be published...lol. Oh Skittles..where are you??? Having babies we hope!!
LOVEIT!!Originally Posted by JESSIEnKITTY
oo! oo! i got one!
Skittles my love,
My fat pregnant dove,
please dont hold them in any more,
please pop them out before,
newfostermom and i are checked in,
to the nearest loony bin.
j/k newfostermom!
.......Im a little acorn nut
sitting on a coconut.....
everybody steps on me.....
that is why I'm cracked you see,....
Took myself to the movie shoow
sat right down in the very first row....
put my arms around my waist..
got so fresh that I slapped my face
Im a nut, I'm a nut i'm a nut!
hahaha!Originally Posted by newfostermom
LOVEIT!!You do know my foster cat Patches is due NOW also......so I'm REALLY goin' bonkers! Im a nut... Im a nut..... Im a nut!
.......Im a little acorn nut
sitting on a coconut.....
everybody steps on me.....
that is why I'm cracked you see,....
Took myself to the movie shoow
sat right down in the very first row....
put my arms around my waist..
got so fresh that I slapped my face
Im a nut, I'm a nut i'm a nut!
I think everyone has gone to bed here......or sleeping with their heads on their keyboards...lol Sing us another song!! Anything but 100 bottles of beer on the wall....
She has got to be delivering and is too busy with the boys and kittens to post! But I want a blow by blow description of it all!
Mavs are seriously beating the Spurs so maybe I will go watch for awhile and will hear something by the time I return!
Mavs are seriously beating the Spurs so maybe I will go watch for awhile and will hear something by the time I return!
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
You and your arithmetic
You'll probably go far
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
You and your arithmetic
You'll probably go far
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are
Skittles, fairest mother-earth,
Bearing the fruits,
That come with birth.
Loving mother, in her maternal glory,
Comes an 888-page agonizing story.
She needs to quickly up the pace,
So those that love her
Find their place...
And unite together from pain and harm,
And spend their days
At the Funny Farm.
-From the artist formerly known as wookie130.
Bearing the fruits,
That come with birth.
Loving mother, in her maternal glory,
Comes an 888-page agonizing story.
She needs to quickly up the pace,
So those that love her
Find their place...
And unite together from pain and harm,
And spend their days
At the Funny Farm.
-From the artist formerly known as wookie130.
This little kitty went to market
This little kitty stayed at home
This little kitty had roast beef
This little kitty had none
This little kitty got Skittles pregnant
And cried "Jeez - that took some effort" all the way home.
(Effort - referring to the sheer number of babies Skittles is expecting!)
This little kitty stayed at home
This little kitty had roast beef
This little kitty had none
This little kitty got Skittles pregnant
And cried "Jeez - that took some effort" all the way home.
(Effort - referring to the sheer number of babies Skittles is expecting!)
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