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The trouble with chain e-mails

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Dear all (long list of senders)

I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have
taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12
months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat cr*p in the glue
on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need
to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because

I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone ! might drug me
with a cologne sample and rob me.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the

internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th

I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once

I receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special on-line email program.

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
now return the favour!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
seconds, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on
your head at 5:00PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
post #2 of 3
That's so funny! I've seen similar and they always make me laugh!
post #3 of 3

I only send them on if they are really funny.

Most of them are annoying.

Your's is VERY funny.
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