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Good George W. joke

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A friend just emailed me this:
George W. and Dick Cheney went into a restaurant. The waitress jotted down Dick's order of a heart-healthy salad and ice tea. Turning to the president she said "What would you like, Mr. President?' George leaned over to the waitress and said 'Honey, how about a little quickie?'

The waitress was horrified. She said 'I can't believe you, what kind of moral standards do you adhere to -- I'm sorry I ever voted for you!' Throwing down her pencil and pad, she stormed away.

Dick said "George, it's pronounced 'quiche'.
post #2 of 23
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Originally Posted by jcat
A friend just emailed me this:
George W. and Dick Cheney went into a restaurant. The waitress jotted down Dick's order of a heart-healthy salad and ice tea. Turning to the president she said "What would you like, Mr. President?' George leaned over to the waitress and said 'Honey, how about a little quickie?'

The waitress was horrified. She said 'I can't believe you, what kind of moral standards do you adhere to -- I'm sorry I ever voted for you!' Throwing down her pencil and pad, she stormed away.

Dick said "George, it's pronounced 'quiche'.

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post #4 of 23
I love it!!!
post #5 of 23
hilarious!
post #6 of 23
That would have been even better with Clinton's name in there.
post #7 of 23
But the joke is that Bush can't speak English-- which, whatever you think of Clinton, he could actually read. And speak properly. So, it wouldn't make any sense if it were Clinton.

Hilarious joke!
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I agree. Dubya is the biggest illiterate...
www.dubyaspeak.com
post #9 of 23
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Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom
But the joke is that Bush can't speak English-- which, whatever you think of Clinton, he could actually read. And speak properly. So, it wouldn't make any sense if it were Clinton.

Hilarious joke!
I think it would have been funnier if Clinton had been the one to correct him! But it IS a good joke just the way it is!
post #10 of 23
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Originally Posted by valanhb
I think it would have been funnier if Clinton had been the one to correct him!
I agree with ya on that one Heidi!
post #11 of 23
Thats too funny!
post #12 of 23
thats a really good one!!
post #13 of 23
That was good!!
post #14 of 23
From the last George W. fan in the US, that was funny!!!!
post #15 of 23
Wonderful.
post #16 of 23
That was way too funny (DH is a Dubya fan!!)
post #17 of 23
lol
post #18 of 23
I don't think he's illiterate... I think it's more of a speech impediment, really. Something about the pathways between brain and mouth that aren't up to speed.

Anyway, you can usually understand what he means.
post #19 of 23
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Originally Posted by Taurus77
From the last George W. fan in the US, that was funny!!!!
Same here!!!

Looks like there are two Bush fans on this forum.
post #20 of 23
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Originally Posted by SolarityBengals
That would have been even better with Clinton's name in there.
This should have been a Bill Clinton joke.
post #21 of 23
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Originally Posted by Callista
I don't think he's illiterate... I think it's more of a speech impediment, really. Something about the pathways between brain and mouth that aren't up to speed.

Anyway, you can usually understand what he means.

I agree. My husband does this from time to time, mispronouncing words or saying the wrong word. He had speech therapy when he was a kid, and it helped but he still has trouble. My husband is a very intelligent man; he's an honest to goodness rocket scientist, and working on a PhD in aeronautical engineering. Be careful judging people by the way they speak.
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Originally Posted by SolarityBengals
That would have been even better with Clinton's name in there.
Lol, i second that!!!
post #23 of 23
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Originally Posted by PurrPaws
I agree. My husband does this from time to time, mispronouncing words or saying the wrong word. He had speech therapy when he was a kid, and it helped but he still has trouble. My husband is a very intelligent man; he's an honest to goodness rocket scientist, and working on a PhD in aeronautical engineering. Be careful judging people by the way they speak.

Unfortunately, many people understand that this isn't Dubya's problem. He messes up in many ways, not just saying the wrong word or mispronouncing it...The guy is an entire comedy of errors..

As you can see here:
The first choice, and a choice that I think will work with the Iranians is diplomacy. And I believe we can accomplish this through diplomacy.
-- Dubya proposes diplomacy in order to accomplish -- diplomacy, Sun City Center, Florida, May 9, 2006

and here:
"Uhh -- Gosh, I -- don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations..."
-- To quote Dubya (3/13/2002): "I -- I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him." Third Presidential Debate, Tempe, Arizona, Oct. 13, 2004

and here:

"I can see why people at your workplace think [John Kerry] changes positions a lot, because he does. He said he voted for the $87 billion and -- or voted against it right before he voted for it. And that sends a confusing signal to people."
-- Dubya's John Kerry story is so confusing that even Dubya couldn't get it straight. What he was trying to say was that Kerry voted for it before voting against it, but close enough, I guess. Second Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 8, 2004

and here...

"We proposed and passed a Healthy Forest bill, which was essential to working with -- particularly in western states, to make sure that our forests were protected. What happens in those forests, because of lousy federal policy, is they grow to be -- they are not -- they're not harvested. They're not taken care of.

-- By "taken care of" and "protected", Dubya of course means "chopped down and sold as lumber", Second Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 8, 2004

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