Limericks, Limericks !

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No need for the toe, no mo!

There once was a cat from Burma
Who went by the name of Irma
She loved the desert air
It was good for her hair
 

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And found desert rats that little bit firmer!


The kittens decided to play
They had been naughty all day.
They'd killed all the plants,
On the couches did dance ........
 

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Here it goes...

There once was a cat named Tigger
Who cried everyday about her imperfect figure.
Trying to stay fit was her master plan,
But as soon as the door opened she was into the garbage can.
 

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There is a cute cat named Daisy,
Who drives her owner crazy.
Jumping up on the chair,
Her owner never knew she peed there.
 
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Please remember to finish the limerick posted before yours, and then start a new one. Thanks!
 

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Ok so, time for a new one right??

Bod was a fat black cat,
who wanted to wear a hat,
his mum said no,
but even so..

(Lame I know, but at least it gets it started again, right!??!)
 

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Bod put on the hat and sat!

There once was a kitty named Bell
Who loved to purr you could tell.
She got very mad
If the petting went bad,
 

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And would hiss and scream and yell!

Early one day in the morn
a cat got up at dawn
he scratched to out
and scrambled about
 

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Leaving curtains all tattered and torn

There once was a cat named Spot
Who wreaked havoc but never got caught
But one day while not looking
While mom was still cooking…
 
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Stole the turkey, and Kim yelled-a lot!

Oh, the rug was new and pristine,
And the house was "holiday" clean.
But along came the cat,
Who soon changed all that,
 

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Forcing Jeanie to let out a scream

Let me tell you about Rocko the cat
Well known as the neighborhood brat
Under favorable conditions
and without my permission....
 
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Upon Christmas dinner he sat!

There once was a kitty named Bod,
Who thought that the trash can looked odd.
He leaped right on top
Though his owner said, "Stop!"
 

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Barely escaping the firing sqaud

A tale about Gogo the tabby
Who constantly told he was flabby...
Flicking tale in the air
He marched off without care.........
 

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Then decided to hail the next cabby!

There once was a wimpy boy Merle,
who was picked on even by squirles (ahem, poetic license ok!!)
He'd had enough
decided to get tough
 
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So Merle gave the squirrel's tail a twirl!

Ophelia, a cat with great charm,
Thought Hamlet should be on her arm.
But her room mate was Trent,
Quite a grand kitty gent,
 

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who wanted Hamlet to stay on the farm!


I like this limerick stuff
(Hope the ones I write aren't too tough!)
But when I check with Kitty to find
If she thinks I'm way out of line
 

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I find her critique to be rough!


It was time to go to the vet
But the kitties were not ready yet
The carrier was out-
And I gave a big shout
 
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