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And God Created Cat

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On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
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On the eighth day, God created in man a sense of humor just like His own, Heidi, which is why he's probably laughing now instead of striking you with lightening! Oh, what's that loud boom I just heard? It's cloudy and getting so dark.....I'm glad my name is not Heidi....
That was so cute!
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LOL that was cute.
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Yup sounds true to me. My cats agree they are God's best creation!
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MY cats think they ARE gods!
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Attitude-- Just another name for stage prescence, and kitties are certainly prima donas!! Of course, their singing voices leave something to be desired.
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