I got this in my e-mail and I thought this was pretty cute.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the
food.
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If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have film.
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I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish He didn't trust me so much.
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably
need the trip.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.
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Some days are a total waste of makeup.
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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***Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
enough to make them all yourself
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
-----------
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the
food.
-----------
If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
-------------
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
---------------
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have film.
----------------
I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish He didn't trust me so much.
----------
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
--------------
If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
--------------
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
-------------
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.
-----------------
If you look like your passport picture, you probably
need the trip.
------------
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.
-------------
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
-----------
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
--------------
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-----------------
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.
-----------------
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
--------------
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
---------------
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
-------------------
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
--------------
***Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
enough to make them all yourself