David Letterman's top ten list from last night - it has cats!

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You

10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box

9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will

8. As it rubs against your leg, you feel the sting of a hypodermic needle

7. The threatening meows on your answering machine

6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"

5. He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's
trying to kill you

4. Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end"

3. Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast

2. To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill"

1. You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert
Blake's cat

LOL, those were hilarious!

One question though, who is Robert Blake?

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I also have no idea who Robert Blake is...

Those Top Ten lists are the ONLY things that I find funny about Letterman. This is a particularly good one.:LOL:

Robert Blake is an actor (starred in the TV show Baretta and Little Rascals) who is accused of killing his wife. He had tried to hire hit men, but the prosecutors say he did it himself.

Robert Blake is 'the new O.J.', only this time nobody cares.

-safron

Come on, guys, Baretta???