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post #1 of 7
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see
a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women
Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and
husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them
how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,
and once you find what you are looking for, you can
stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has
a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the
sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and
plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move
on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here
are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good
enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All
the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there
are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the
men here are tall and handsome." The women get all
excited and are going in when they realize that there
is still one floor left. Wondering what they are
missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men
here. This floor was built only to prove that there
is no way to please a woman."
post #2 of 7
Ha ha. Pretty good that one too!

I think I would have been curious enough though to go up to the last level as well
post #3 of 7

I've heard that one before, you know, when people actually told jokes! LOL The only difference was that the signs also had specific information about the men's, ahem, members.
post #4 of 7
Why whatever do you mean, Heidi? I fear I would have had a look on the fifth floor too. Sigh.....
post #5 of 7
Thats so true about us women.
post #6 of 7
So true, So true.....
post #7 of 7
Hey, speak for yourselves! I would have stopped on the very first floor, because I'm short and it's too impractical dating a man much taller than me, and because handsome men KNOW they are and will play you like a violin, as they do all the other women they have in their lives at the same time they are calling you "exclusive".
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