Member Spotlight of the Week : eilcon :)

GailC said:

SO many questions asked already!!!!

So what do you like about Cincinnati??? I like its size, not too big, not too small, the people - good hearted and down to earth, there's a lot do (sports, theatre, restaurants) and it's where my family and friends are - it's home!
What would we do if I came to visit you??? Go to the Cincinnati Zoo, besides the animals it's a gorgeous place, then eat at La Rosa's (great Italian food), have dinner at Graeter's (best ice cream ever!) and go on a riverboat cruise on the Ohio to see the sights and scenery
Favorite beer or wine??? Gallo Cafe Chardonnay (it's cheap, but good)

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Originally Posted by fwan

I am back! i need to wash my brain but i have no soap.

1. You walk into church... there is nobody there... its a sunday morning and mass should have already started... you take a look around and decide to go to the back where there is a little room, you knock on the door but nobody answers but there is something shuffeling inside, you decide to open the door knob and.... You see George clooney with his pants around his ankles and tied on his chair... There is a male figure standing next to him in a bra and female underwear with balloons filled with water to substitute as breast that is munching on the holy bread.
The man screams "holy clapping hyper dude! you scared the chickens out of me!" You dont do anything.. you just stand there in shock to realise that the man had filled his balloons with orange juice and was trying to breast feed George!

Please continue the story

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Originally Posted by eilcon

Wow, Fran, I'm not sure where to go with this one! Let me go get some nourishment and I'll get back to you!

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what an unusual story beginning - i'll be interested in how you continue this, Eileen!

Originally Posted by laureen227

what an unusual story beginning - i'll be interested in how you continue this, Eileen!

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Originally Posted by fwan

I am back! i need to wash my brain but i have no soap.

1. You walk into church... there is nobody there... its a sunday morning and mass should have already started... you take a look around and decide to go to the back where there is a little room, you knock on the door but nobody answers but there is something shuffeling inside, you decide to open the door knob and.... You see George clooney with his pants around his ankles and tied on his chair... There is a male figure standing next to him in a bra and female underwear with balloons filled with water to substitute as breast that is munching on the holy bread.
The man screams "holy clapping hyper dude! you scared the chickens out of me!" You dont do anything.. you just stand there in shock to realise that the man had filled his balloons with orange juice and was trying to breast feed George!


Please continue the story

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Originally Posted by eilcon

(And now, the highly anticipated conclusion to Fran's very creative story)

I'm initially so shocked by the disturbing scene in front of me that all I can think to do is pray, just a good and holy nun would do! Then, I recognize
the scantily clad male figure standing over George as the leader of a terrorist group that kidnaps handsome male celebraties and brainwashes them into
doing bad movies by force feeding them tainted orange juice. It's been a while since my Army days, but I still carry my military issue anit-terrorist vomit pills everyway I go, so I grab one out of my purse and take it. The pill takes affect almost immediately and my wretching so distracts the terrorist that I'm able to knock him out with one swift blow. I rush to the side of the
gorgeous George and untie him. He's so grateful for my courageous rescue that he flies me to his villa in Northern Italy, where we dine on a specially catered meal of spicy chicken burritos and meximelts, joined by
his pig and my cats, who all become the best of friends. Although George is completely in love with me by this point and asks me and the cats to stay with him forever, I remind of my vows and my responsibility to vomit on terrorists everywhere. Realizing our romance just wasn't meant to be, we reluctantly part ways with a promise from George for me to star in his next movie - provided it's a good one!

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Originally Posted by rosiemac

Eileen it's great to know that you nuns know humour!

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Originally Posted by yayi

Hope you are having a good week Eileen! Or would you rather be called Sister Eileen?
You said you do not wear a nun's garments; but do you have some kind of uniform to identify you during important events or formal affairs?
Thank you.

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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

Congratulations Elieen!

What are your favourite and least favourite pizza toppings?

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menagerie mama said:

Hope you're having a fun week! Thanks!!!
Which one of your cats is your favorite and why? I don't have a favorite. I love them all equally, just for different reasons.
Which one of MY cats is your favorite and why?

How could I possibly choose? Your entire menagerie is beautiful!!!
What's your favorite kind of dog? labrador

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Originally Posted by SillyJilly

Ohh Ohh another for me cuz I forgot to ask....

Do you have a camera?
If so can we see a current pic of each kitty!!??

Thanks!

Silly Jilly again!!!!

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