Werds of wisdom
Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down.
A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision
I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure:
the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Those who live in the past are already repeating it.
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."
Just because it's a Well Known Fact doesn't mean it's true.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Almost all of our faults are more pardonable than the methods
we think up to hide them.
Instructions should be read first, or not at all.
Anything else is admitting defeat...
Those who would sacrifice sound quality for hard-drive space deserve neither.
Only skydivers know why birds sing, only birds know why skydivers smile.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If it's theft to listen to music before buying it,
then it's theft to refuse returns on albums that suck.
The drops of water don't know themselves to be a river; and yet the river flows.
I doubt, therefore I may be.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he
has a hole in his head.
Women want a lot of things from one man.
Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because
its easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
We live in a world where lemonade is artificial and soap has real lemon.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people
tend to assume you're pretentious...
Compared to the alternative, I'm pretty sure relativism sucks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
can't we all just get a bong?
Opinions cited by me are not necessarily my opinions.
Facts cited by me are not necessarily facts.
A well done medium is rare.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)
Change what you cannot accept. Accept what you cannot change.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
Never assume malice where incompetence suffices.
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
That that is, is that that is not 'Not is.' Is that it? It is.
Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down.
A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision
I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure:
the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Those who live in the past are already repeating it.
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."
Just because it's a Well Known Fact doesn't mean it's true.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Almost all of our faults are more pardonable than the methods
we think up to hide them.
Instructions should be read first, or not at all.
Anything else is admitting defeat...
Those who would sacrifice sound quality for hard-drive space deserve neither.
Only skydivers know why birds sing, only birds know why skydivers smile.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If it's theft to listen to music before buying it,
then it's theft to refuse returns on albums that suck.
The drops of water don't know themselves to be a river; and yet the river flows.
I doubt, therefore I may be.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he
has a hole in his head.
Women want a lot of things from one man.
Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because
its easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
We live in a world where lemonade is artificial and soap has real lemon.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people
tend to assume you're pretentious...
Compared to the alternative, I'm pretty sure relativism sucks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
can't we all just get a bong?
Opinions cited by me are not necessarily my opinions.
Facts cited by me are not necessarily facts.
A well done medium is rare.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)
Change what you cannot accept. Accept what you cannot change.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
Never assume malice where incompetence suffices.
Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
That that is, is that that is not 'Not is.' Is that it? It is.
