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Ok here is another...

Jan the GemLady loves her menerals,
almost more than her darling minerals.
Droped her quartz,
down his shorts.
Topaz glared at Aristotle,
'There goes Mama at the throttle!'
'Relax you silly tottle,
at least she's not hit the bottle!'



Ok so the menerals/minerals part might not sound so good but I'm trying!
 
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A little story about MoochNNoodles,
she likes her cats, she likes them oodles!
If she could, in her purse she'd carry them around
But they wouldnt like in her purse to go,
so with chagrin of course she knows,
that the kitties will not accompany her to town.
TOODLES!
 
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Another...

Down an alley looking for a hot man
went little miss JCat,
when she found one tall and tan,
she said 'I've gotta have me some of that!'

With one quick glance he noticed her
She threw herself in the arms of the handsome man,
He stepped back and said 'what is this,
you're covered in white cat fur?!?!'
She just sighed and said, "Eh. I do what I can."
 
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Oh my gosh, you guys are hilarious. Unfortunatly, nothing rhymes with kluchetta (in the English language, anyway.) LOL
 
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I did another one:

Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s Dawnofsierra
Like Scarlett Oâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]Hara
Takes command of a roomful of men
On her, they are hitting
And they do her bidding
Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll never go hungry again!
 
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Originally Posted by clixpix

I did another one:

Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s Dawnofsierra
Like Scarlett Oâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]Hara
Takes command of a roomful of men
On her, they are hitting
And they do her bidding
Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll never go hungry again!
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I love that one. Very well done
 
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Originally Posted by dawnofsierra

I like it Kelly, excellent! Bring on the men!
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Glad you like it Steph! I wasn't sure if you'd be pleased or embarassed!


I'm glad you settled on "pleased"!


Originally Posted by CommonOddity042

I love that one. Very well done
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Thanks! I was pretty proud of it!
 
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Originally Posted by clixpix

I did another one:

Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s Dawnofsierra
Like Scarlett Oâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]Hara
Takes command of a roomful of men
On her, they are hitting
And they do her bidding
Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll never go hungry again!
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Nice one!
Now I have to back up and catch up on his thread.
 
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Good job on all the silly rhymes everyone!
I'll pick someone who is on right now. Anakat.


Anakat, you little brat,
I saw you stealing a welcome mat,
I would have caught you if I wasn't so fat,
but none of this is true,
imagine that!
 
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Ok here is another...

Jan the GemLady loves her menerals,
almost more than her darling minerals.
Droped her quartz,
down his shorts.
Topaz glared at Aristotle,
'There goes Mama at the throttle!'
'Relax you silly tottle,
at least she's not hit the bottle!'



Ok so the menerals/minerals part might not sound so good but I'm trying!
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Yep! I love the "men"erals!


It's such an honor to be mentioned in this thread. I just wish my poetic juices were flowing.
 
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The garden lady, flisssweetpea
invited me for a spot of tea
All was nice and very lovely
when out of the blue, came a bumble bee
 
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Originally Posted by gemlady

Yep! I love the "men"erals!


It's such an honor to be mentioned in this thread. I just wish my poetic juices were flowing.
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Phew! glad you liked it!
I was trying to remember what all you said on the vacation therad!
 
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Phew! glad you liked it!
I was trying to remember what all you said on the vacation therad!
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i don't think I said much. I mostly ogled.
 
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