I know you will hate me for this, I couldn't stop laughting when I
read it. It's soooooooooo funny!!!!!
HOW TO WASH THE CAT
> >
> > 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> >
> > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have
> > both lids up.
> >
> > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> > bathroom.
> >
> > 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
> > lids.
> > (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The
cat
> > will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come
>
> > from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> > (CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as
> > his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.)
> >
> > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power
wash"
> > and "rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.
> >
> > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are
> > no people between the toilet and the outside door.
> >
> > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and, using a
broomstick
> > or other such device, quickly lift both lids.
> >
> > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
> > where he will dry himself.
> >
> > Sincerely, The Dog
read it. It's soooooooooo funny!!!!!
HOW TO WASH THE CAT
> >
> > 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> >
> > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have
> > both lids up.
> >
> > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> > bathroom.
> >
> > 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
> > lids.
> > (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The
cat
> > will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come
>
> > from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> > (CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as
> > his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.)
> >
> > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power
wash"
> > and "rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.
> >
> > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are
> > no people between the toilet and the outside door.
> >
> > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and, using a
broomstick
> > or other such device, quickly lift both lids.
> >
> > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
> > where he will dry himself.
> >
> > Sincerely, The Dog
