Do you ever wonder what the real answers are to stupid questions?

Well do you?

I mean, really, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

And, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does anyboby listen, does anybody care?

Can you think of any others?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
(Yes, I know, its about how people need to help each other, you can't get anything done without support, etc)
If you open and close your dominant hand as fast and hard as you can, you can actually get it to make a quiet clapping noise. Someone asked me this question in all seriousness once and I did that. They were Hehehhee

My personal favorite is, "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

(that's actually the title of a pretty cool book written for teens.)

Originally Posted by semiferal

My personal favorite is, "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

(that's actually the title of a pretty cool book written for teens.)

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My guess would be no based on the fact that the belly button is formed by the umbilical cord, and they were never attached to one! Good question!

Originally Posted by adymarie

I mean, really, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

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I know the answer to that one!! A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

And one of my personal favorites... (I think it was Bill Engvall that came up with this one.)

If a man is alone in a forest and no woman is there to hear him - is he still wrong?

Heidi

Originally Posted by adymarie

Well do you?

I mean, really, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

And, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does anyboby listen, does anybody care?

Can you think of any others?

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Funny you mention this. On my cellphone, I don't have text messaging included. It costs everytime I send one. So, when I get one from someone else that requires a short reply, I usually add one of those very same questions to get my money's worth!!