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post #1 of 9
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I thought these were cute.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!

Always remember you're unique -- just like everyone else.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, but forget to start again?

I'm Out Of Bed and Dressed. What More Do You Want?
post #2 of 9
:laughing2 I've seen those before, but they still make me laugh!! Trouble is... I need almost all of them!! :LOL:
post #3 of 9
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I love that one! I heard about one law in Texas, a throwback to the old west days, that if you kill someone but can get 11 other people to testify that the person was just no good and deserved to die, then you got off on all charges. I'm sure it's not still on the books, but I always thought that was a pretty good law!

The other bumper sticker I always liked is:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body.

Guess I'm a bit morbid today!
post #4 of 9
Those are funny.
post #5 of 9
My alltime favorite Bumper Sticker is the one on my best friends car...

" Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa "

post #6 of 9
I like the " I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. " :LOL: All of them are funny, though!
post #7 of 9
I used to have this one on my car-

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
post #8 of 9
LOL! I especially like the one "I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?" That's me right there!!!
post #9 of 9
I love those !!!

I actually have the " Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them " one, because I love it so much. I made it into a T-shirt, and consequently was called into the Head of course's office at uni, last year, like a naughty schoolgirl, and then sent home to change because it was offensive...I was 25 years old !!! The thing was, I was asked if I could make and sell the T-shirts,by several students, so I made a few £££'s on the quiet !!! LOL !!!

Peace, Love, and Happiness, Always
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