I thought these were cute.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people; he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!
Always remember you're unique -- just like everyone else.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, but forget to start again?
I'm Out Of Bed and Dressed. What More Do You Want?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people; he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!
Always remember you're unique -- just like everyone else.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, but forget to start again?
I'm Out Of Bed and Dressed. What More Do You Want?
