Lame jokes but yet funny

fwan

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I got to read this out in class today because it is so my humour


I will type it up in german first and then translate it in english. (i hope its just as funny)


Herr Keiner, Herr Dumm und Herr Niemand wohnen in einem Haus.
Eines Tages schauen alle drei aus dem Fenster.
Da spuckt der Keiner dem Dumm auf den Kopf, Niemand Beobachtet alles.
Dumm ärgert sich über Keiner und geht zur polizei und sagt:
" Keiner hat mir auf den kopf gespuckt und niemand hat's gesehen!"
Fragt der Polizist:
"sind sie doof?" - Nein, ich bin Dumm!

Mr Noone, Mr Dumb and Mr Nobody all live in one house.
One day they were all at the window.
Noone spat on Dumbs head, and nobody saw it.
Dumb was angry about Noone and goes to the police and says:
"Noone spat on my head and nobody saw it!"
The police asks:
"are you stupid?" - "No i am dumb!"

Oh i dont know whats so funny about it but it really makes my day

I hope you enjoy it too
 

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I think I will send it to my mom in German (She is Austrian).

It is cute!
 

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I agree on the "it's that silly that you just have to laugh at it!"

Thanks!
 
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