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My name is Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries II, but you may call me Mr. Fleez. I am a sleek, black, shorthaired moggy, which is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, and I am always on the prowl for interesting information.
In my spare time I enjoy checking the weather, taunting the neighbourhood ferals from my flat window, threatening ladybirds and grasshoppers, and cleaning various areas of my anatomy. I enjoy eating, being spoilt mercilessly by my self-proclaimed owner and her mother, chasing a toy mouse on a string, and assassinating invisible moths behind the drawing room curtain.
In the evenings, when no one is looking, I write a weekly blog that alternates between an advice/curiosity column and a place for me to post half-mad rantings about sponges, penguins, Germans, or really anything that piques my interest. I enjoy my blog and also maintain a private group for the more regular of my readers. Aside from that, I dabble in poetry.
Now that you know a little about me, please, introduce yourselves. I'm eager to learn more about my fellow moggies.
Yours Purringly,
W.C. Humphries II (Mr. Fleez for short.)
“Typically I avoid political topics, but today I feel it's my duty to honour the passing of one of Britainâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s most esteemed politicians: Mouser in Chief Humphrey.†www.housecatwisdom.blogspot.com
In my spare time I enjoy checking the weather, taunting the neighbourhood ferals from my flat window, threatening ladybirds and grasshoppers, and cleaning various areas of my anatomy. I enjoy eating, being spoilt mercilessly by my self-proclaimed owner and her mother, chasing a toy mouse on a string, and assassinating invisible moths behind the drawing room curtain.
In the evenings, when no one is looking, I write a weekly blog that alternates between an advice/curiosity column and a place for me to post half-mad rantings about sponges, penguins, Germans, or really anything that piques my interest. I enjoy my blog and also maintain a private group for the more regular of my readers. Aside from that, I dabble in poetry.
Now that you know a little about me, please, introduce yourselves. I'm eager to learn more about my fellow moggies.
Yours Purringly,
W.C. Humphries II (Mr. Fleez for short.)
“Typically I avoid political topics, but today I feel it's my duty to honour the passing of one of Britainâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s most esteemed politicians: Mouser in Chief Humphrey.†www.housecatwisdom.blogspot.com
