My wife and I have the secret to making a
marriage last:
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
have a little wine, some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney
and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster
and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are
too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I
bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause
of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces
started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I
don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,
"What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they
want to'.
marriage last:
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
have a little wine, some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney
and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster
and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are
too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I
bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause
of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces
started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I
don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,
"What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they
want to'.
