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post #1 of 6
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Here are some ways to really annoy people big time...

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with
friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep
Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it
occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a
camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all
your food, and announcing its your property.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%,
extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog".

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers
running in all weather conditions "to keep them
tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's
what YOU think!"

Declare your apartment an independent nation,
and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating
your airspace".

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but
assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying
everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your
backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider

Finish all your sentences with the words "in
accordance with prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip
the ink cartridge across the room.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's
every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street
corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When
the waiter comes to ask you what you want,
consult the sock. When the check comes argue
with the sock loud enough so everyone can
hear you about who will pay the bill, throw
him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.
post #2 of 6
That was great! :laughing:

I can personally attest that shouting random numbers while counting is annoying. I've been on both ends of that one. I also wish I could declare my apartment an independent nation, and get my upstairs neighbor for noise pollution!
post #3 of 6
Very fun!

(and not the ones I've seen a million times)
post #4 of 6

These were new to me too, thanx for the laugh! Will pass these on to my friends too.
post #5 of 6
ROFL!!! I like the one about standing on the street corner with a blow dryer and watching traffic slow down! ha ha ha!
post #6 of 6
LOL I love those!! I know someone who named their dog "dog" or D.O.G.
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