Since it seems everyone's spring day is blah, let's hear some jokes. I'll start.
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place:
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place:
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."