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post #1 of 23
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OK I'm being silly here (completely utterly all computer talk all day - need silliness).

So heres the question:

What would you do if you farted LOUDLY in front of your boss? I'm talking the kind that lasts 3 or more seconds and there is no way you could cover it up.

Don't ask where this came from...

:flails:
post #2 of 23


Shrug and say "hey, I'm human man."

post #3 of 23
probably turn beet red and laugh hysterically! It would be so embarassing there'd be nothing else TO do/ That's crazy!

Here's Another: what would you do if you were walking and saw this awesomely cute guy and tripped and fell flat on your face right in front of him??
post #4 of 23
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Originally Posted by DRIVEN


Shrug and say "hey, I'm human man."

How did I figure it would be a male as the first response?!
post #5 of 23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by katiemae1277
probably turn beet red and laugh hysterically! It would be so embarassing there'd be nothing else TO do/ That's crazy!
It's hilarious to think about isn't it??

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Originally Posted by katiemae1277
Here's Another: what would you do if you were walking and saw this awesomely cute guy and tripped and fell flat on your face right in front of him??
Oh that's easy, I'd do a cheesy line like, "You're so good looking I just had to fall for you"
post #6 of 23
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Originally Posted by lunasmom
How did I figure it would be a male as the first response?!

male or female, we're all human.
post #7 of 23
"Oops"
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post #8 of 23
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Originally Posted by lunasmom
It's hilarious to think about isn't it??



Oh that's easy, I'd do a cheesy line like, "You're so good looking I just had to fall for you"


Wow, I don't know what I would do, probly find another job!
post #9 of 23
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Originally Posted by babyharley


Wow, I don't know what I would do, probly find another job!

I could just see that happening to you too.


"Hey, boss, that new part just"...*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
post #10 of 23
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Originally Posted by DRIVEN
I could just see that happening to you too.


"Hey, boss, that new part just"...*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*


I would turn around, put on my coat, and LEAVE!
post #11 of 23
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Originally Posted by babyharley


I would turn around, put on my coat, and LEAVE!

From the smell or embarrassment?
post #12 of 23
"I decline to answer this question on the grounds it might incriminate me"


Just kiddin',


I would crawl under the nearest desk!!
post #13 of 23
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Originally Posted by DRIVEN
From the smell or embarrassment?
From the whole experience!
post #14 of 23
I would just laugh. The more fuss you make the less likely they are to forget it in a hurry...
post #15 of 23
I would probably still look around like "what the bleep was that?!" All while turning beet red and trying my best not to giggle!
post #16 of 23
I'd be embarrassed but knowing me I'd raise my arms up, cheer and yell something witty like Hurray! or Yeah! Ok, maybe not so witty...
post #17 of 23
Ask if he can top that one?
post #18 of 23
But women don't do that sort of thing?...........do they?!
post #19 of 23
I would say " I am so sorry!!!" And keep repeating how sorry I am and leave her office!!
post #20 of 23
okay.. i know some of you are waiting for my response
Depending on how well i got along with my boss...
Like if i was sarah who has such a good relationship with her boss i would probably laugh so hard and say "that was soo good!"

But otherwise i would go so PURPLE and maybe even Blue from embarrasment but still grin at the thought that i farted infront of someone else who isnt my partner
post #21 of 23
Thread Starter 
How about this:

"That's not what I meant to say. I actually meant to say that the problem with the ____ program..."

post #22 of 23
I would make a inane comment about eating beans recently and quickly go away!!
post #23 of 23
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Originally Posted by lunasmom
How about this:

"That's not what I meant to say. I actually meant to say that the problem with the ____ program..."

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