Speaking of irrational fears....

Will someone please find my heart and put it back in my chest please!?! I'm just sitting here, posting about my irrational fear of plants... And well it's hot in here, so DH has the door open. I'm in his study just down the hall from the door, by about 3 feet. DH is on the couch watching a movie, the couch is also next to the door on the other side of it...So DH and I are talking back and forth. We don't live in the best neighborhood so I don't even leave the door open durring the day unless he is home. Well...all of a sudden I hear these heavy footsteps and someone bursts in our house shouting! I looked all over this darn room for something to grab and the cats freak out....and it's just Tim, one of DH's friends......I could beat that boy senseless!

You should have kicked his butt! Doesn't he have any manners?

Wow! I would have been SO mad (and freaked out!)

Tim? Manners? I'm not so sure thoes 2 things go together! Cuz it's him I can forgive....

....I bet I could kick his butt though!

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Tim? Manners? I'm not so sure thoes 2 things go together! Cuz it's him I can forgive....

....I bet I could kick his butt though!

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Either you're really tough, or he's a gentleman and wouldn't hit back. I'm thinking the second option.

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Either you're really tough, or he's a gentleman and wouldn't hit back.

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I'd have to go for the later there.....unless he made me mad enough...then I get my grandma's temper!

When in doubt beat him with a frying pan!

or a rolling pin... I prefer the stereotypes....

Originally Posted by LilleKat

or a rolling pin... I prefer the stereotypes....

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LOL! That's probably what I'd have grabbed except he was between the kitchen and me...maybe I should start leaving pots and pans and stuff around the house just in case!

I would've been mad too!!

Hmmm... paybacks are a *itch. How about you sew up all the flys in his underwear?

Originally Posted by Rockcat

Hmmm... paybacks are a *itch. How about you sew up all the flys in his underwear?

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Ummm....how would I get ahold of my husband's friends underwear? And what do I do if DH catches me with someone elses underwear!?!

I am trying to think up something though. The problem is he lives way out in the country with his mom. His business is here, but since it's a lawncare business I'm not sure what I could do...hmm....

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Ummm....how would I get ahold of my husband's friends underwear? And what do I do if DH catches me with someone elses underwear!?!

I am trying to think up something though. The problem is he lives way out in the country with his mom. His business is here, but since it's a lawncare business I'm not sure what I could do...hmm....

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Oh, darn it - sorry. I read your post too fast and thought that Tim was your DH! Hmmm... if I think of anything clever, I'll be sure to let you know.

Originally Posted by Rockcat

Oh, darn it - sorry. I read your post too fast and thought that Tim was your DH! Hmmm... if I think of anything clever, I'll be sure to let you know.

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Ok I've got something if you can find a toy that will work. I saw this on America's Funniest Videos. Find a really ugly stuffed animal/monster. With the "monster" facing you, velcro the back of its hands to the inside of the toilet lid. Stuff its body through the hole in the seat, but velcro the bottom part to the inside of the toilet seat (to keep it from getting wet). Close the lid...and wait for Tim to use your bathroom. When he opens the lid the monster should scare him enough where you may need to clean your bathroom.

Originally Posted by Rockcat

Ok I've got something if you can find a toy that will work. I saw this on America's Funniest Videos. Find a really ugly stuffed animal/monster. With the "monster" facing you, velcro the back of its hands to the inside of the toilet lid. Stuff its body through the hole in the seat, but velcro the bottom part to the inside of the toilet seat (to keep it from getting wet). Close the lid...and wait for Tim to use your bathroom. When he opens the lid the monster should scare him enough where you may need to clean your bathroom.

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LOL! That is a hoot! I must try it! Oh I must I must! Thanks!!!

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

LOL! That is a hoot! I must try it! Oh I must I must!

Thanks!!!

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Cool! Let us know what happens!