You may of heard these already but here goes...
A man dashed to his neighbours house and begged her to stop her cat from digging up his flowerbeds. "There's not much I can do about it" she said, the man replied "But he's got a shovel!"
A cat walked into a Job Centre and asked the guy behind the desk about any work available. "I don't believe it!" said the man, "A talking cat! I could get you a job in a circus!" The cat replied "What? Do they need a plumber?"
Corny I know but I hope you enjoy them!
A man dashed to his neighbours house and begged her to stop her cat from digging up his flowerbeds. "There's not much I can do about it" she said, the man replied "But he's got a shovel!"
A cat walked into a Job Centre and asked the guy behind the desk about any work available. "I don't believe it!" said the man, "A talking cat! I could get you a job in a circus!" The cat replied "What? Do they need a plumber?"
Corny I know but I hope you enjoy them!