Cat Jokes!

You may of heard these already but here goes...

A man dashed to his neighbours house and begged her to stop her cat from digging up his flowerbeds. "There's not much I can do about it" she said, the man replied "But he's got a shovel!"

A cat walked into a Job Centre and asked the guy behind the desk about any work available. "I don't believe it!" said the man, "A talking cat! I could get you a job in a circus!" The cat replied "What? Do they need a plumber?"

Corny I know but I hope you enjoy them!

I enjoyed them!

yeah !! me too,they tickled my funny spot

Sometmes the corny ones are the best!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Sometmes the corny ones are the best!

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I've been trying to come up with a cat lotto joke for a while now.

First the dog one.

Did you hear about the dog that won the lotto?

He bought his owner a bone.

Now before I post my orginal cat lotto joke can anyone guess it?

It starts out, "Why did the cat have a hard time collecting her winning lotto ticket?"

Lol....

Originally Posted by LottomagicZ4941

. . .can anyone guess it?

It starts out, "Why did the cat have a hard time collecting her winning lotto ticket?"

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No guesses.

Okay, She went into heat.

Sort of kind of funny.

LOL