Finally! - a Blonde GUY Joke!
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm
having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the
phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:," says the husband, "my wife's
having a heart attack and you're running around
naked scaring the kids!"
Men
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in
the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the
toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they
need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every
need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm
having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the
phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:," says the husband, "my wife's
having a heart attack and you're running around
naked scaring the kids!"
Men
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in
the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the
toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they
need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every
need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
