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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a
slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry
applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 and
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to
avail. What can I do?

Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package,
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2
and enter the
C:\\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run
applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that
create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good luck.

Tech Support
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post #3 of 8
Haha! That's hilarious.
post #4 of 8
That was great Ady!!! I e-mailed that to some of the girls in my office!
post #5 of 8
Too Funny and very true!
post #6 of 8
Cute!!! :LOL:
post #7 of 8
lol cute joke!!
post #8 of 8
Ha ha ha! Too funny! :LOL: I will definitely pass this on to hubby b/c he is a computer nerd.
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