Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a
slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry
applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 and
installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes
the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to
no
avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package,
while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2
and enter the
command
C:\\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run
the
applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy
Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that
will
create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported
applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider
buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot
Food
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good luck.
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a
slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry
applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 and
installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes
the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to
no
avail. What can I do?
Desperate
------------------------
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package,
while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2
and enter the
command
C:\\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run
the
applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy
Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that
will
create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported
applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider
buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot
Food
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good luck.
Tech Support
