> Long, but worth reading. Have a great day!
>
> Subject: Diary
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
>
> Day number 180
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> Day number 181
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> Day number 182
>
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
>
> DAY 752 -
>
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
>
> The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
> mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
> furniture.
> Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
>
> DAY 761 -
>
> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
> they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
> stairs.
> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
> I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
> this on their bed.
>
> DAY 765 -
>
> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to
> make
> them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
> their hearts.
> They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
> was...Hmmm.
> Not working according to plan.
>
> DAY 768 -
>
> I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was
> chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
> foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could
> invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still
> stuck between my teeth.
>
> DAY 771 -
>
> There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
> solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
> smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer".
> More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
> "allergies."
> Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> DAY 774 -
>
> I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
> The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
> He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
> informant,
> and speaks with them regularly.
> I am certain he reports my every move.
> Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety isassured.
> But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
>
> Subject: Diary
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
>
> Day number 180
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> Day number 181
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> Day number 182
>
> 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
> 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
>
> DAY 752 -
>
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
>
> The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
> mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
> furniture.
> Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
>
> DAY 761 -
>
> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
> they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
> stairs.
> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
> I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
> this on their bed.
>
> DAY 765 -
>
> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to
> make
> them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
> their hearts.
> They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
> was...Hmmm.
> Not working according to plan.
>
> DAY 768 -
>
> I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was
> chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
> foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could
> invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still
> stuck between my teeth.
>
> DAY 771 -
>
> There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
> solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
> smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer".
> More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
> "allergies."
> Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> DAY 774 -
>
> I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
> The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
> He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an
> informant,
> and speaks with them regularly.
> I am certain he reports my every move.
> Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety isassured.
> But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
