And you think YOU'RE inane, Wyan?

I think I just said the MOST inane thing, ever.

(Insert high-pitched, soppy lovebug baby-talk voice)
To the girls, `Why are you the most beautiful kittens in the whole world?'

Answer `Cos you're the most beautiful, that's why!!'

Ah...yeah, ok then.

Do you guys say hopelessly inane things to your darlings??

This site is the only place i would say things like this on because your the only ones who understand

Every night when i get in from work i go and let the girls out their room where they headbutt me and purr for ages

Imagine the high pitched, soft tone again?

ME: Have you missed your mummy?, because your mummy's missed you both as well

'Oh HELLOOOOOOO (very soft voice which Mark has started copying, in an English accent like mine) Peevesface (sleeves) how are you? Did you have a nice day? Have you done stinky poos for mummy? (Nismo comes wobbling in) Oh HEELLLLOOOOOO Mimsopizmo little baby tiny kitten face! (picks her up so she purrs) whos the pwittyest girl in the whole wide world?'
Maybe after this I'll start singing a song about them both or lie down on the floor so they can walk on me.

Equally guilty here. Too many to list, though... And yes, only the folks on this forum would understand!

I always talk to my cats. Usually I tell them I love them to pieces.

I'm not so that's as much inane, as it is inSane!

But I'm guilty of it too

Mostly mine goes on the same pitch...

"Hej Tosca, er du min lille tosse-cat!? Du er så fiiiiiiine.. smukke pige.... min lille skat, huh?"

Which generally translates as

"Hey Tosca, are you my little crazy cat? You're so pretty... beautiful girl, my little sweetheart, eh?"

I know, our cat is bi-lingual, before you ask....

Okay, I do it, too...but that doesn't keep me from laughing at these.

To Luna: "Bella Luna, my beautiful, beautiful moon...how you swoon me like no other" usually while rocking her like a baby. (Thank Jason Mraz for the lyrics.)

Sophie: "Sophie girl, how's my big girl? Is my big girl pretty? Yes she is so pretty!"

Omg we are all dorks!

I love hearing all of this!!, makes me feel so normal!!

To Reilly when I get home (in that high pitched voice as well)

"Hello sweet pea!!...mommy missed you sooo much and I love you bunches and bunches!"

High pitched (why do we all use high pitch voices while talking to our babies?)

"Hi Phennie-weenie!! Hows my sweet girl! Mommy loves you yes she does!! Are you hungry? Did you eat all your food today? Mommy will feed you at 6 while she is making dinner! Lets go upstairs. Do you want to go upstairs with mommy?"

I have long conversations with her!

guilty as charged here also!! here's my speech (of course in the high-pitched voice) how's my babies??!! were you good today? no you probably weren't but that's ok I love you anyway! Hi Simy-wimy mommy missed you-gimme kiss!! Sappher-wappher!! you're such a pretty girl! Simon usually runs, but Sapphire tries to trip me

I say all kinds of stuff to mine in a high-pitched baby talk kind of voice - too much to list here.

But, I also talk to Peter in a really deep voice and say things like "Where's big Pete?" and "Where's the man?" He gets all excited and purry when I do.

It gets really embarassing when you get caught doing it in the Humane Society There is one cat that likes to "fly". I swing him around(not too fast) with a hand under his butt & one under his front feet & talk to him. I was in the middle of doing this when potential adopters walked in. They looked at me like I was a stone's throw from going off the deep end.

I don't think its crazy to talk to the ones at home. For some reason people think it's weird I talk to my deaf cat. When I got Lola from the vet this morning, I was talking to her in the vet's office. He did look at me like I was crazy, but all well. Someday, I aspire to be the crazy cat lady in town!

To Twitch "How my favorite fatty catty!?! How's my bon-bon? My favoritesterered Teechy-bon-bon!"

To Lily "Where my little Tiger!(She promptly pounces on my pant leg) AHHH! I'm being attacked by a monstrous tiger! EEKKK!"

Oh, my...

Who's the Bestest BunniBunBun*? the sweetest, bestest, more gorgeousest, lovliest Wooly Bear in the WHOOOOOOOOLE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD? *snuggles face into Cindy's neck fur*

(*from "Mum's Cinnamon Bun")

All these replies are so funny and cute!

Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!

I think I just said the MOST inane thing, ever.

(Insert high-pitched, soppy lovebug baby-talk voice)
To the girls, `Why are you the most beautiful kittens in the whole world?'

Answer `Cos you're the most beautiful, that's why!!'

Ah...yeah, ok then.

Do you guys say hopelessly inane things to your darlings??

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If you think I'm going to admit to saying hopelessly inane things to Chasey....... you're right! -but I'm not going to quote myself!

I actually have serious conversations with them...so does that make me more of less weird?

Nah, I do the inane talking as well.

The best, though, is my neighbor. I don't think she knows that everyone on the floor can hear her talk to her "Sadie-Wadie" when she gets home !

I baby talk to my kitties all the time, though my brother told me I shouldn't, because they'll never learn to speak properly if I don't.

Originally Posted by sunnicat

Omg we are all dorks!

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I know aren't we?!!

I say things like "Hey, Shweetums....how are you today?" and "Awww you're soo pwitty yes you are, YES you ARE!! Who's mommy's pwitty wittle kitty??"
And to Precious- "Hi Pwecious darling girly! Whatcha doin'?" and "Ohh I wuv you yesh I dooo"

And when I feed them around 11:00 I yell to them "Lunchtime!!!!" and they come running..

Things like that
And I've gotta agree- if we said things like this anywhere else but TCS I think people would think us to be insane!! But then who's to say we aren't insane hm?

I am sooooooo not incriminating myself here... (yes I do it too)

*sickly sweet sappy voice*

"My sweet little boo boo Kabooski, how's my sweet little girl? Does she want pettings and loving and snugglage?"

Originally Posted by Miss Mew

"Hello sweet pea!!...mommy missed you sooo much and I love you bunches and bunches!"

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Hee! I say the same thing, except I ask Ivo how her day was, protecting the house from the "ebil" (not quite as bad as evil) squirrels.