Can you believe....?????

FEMALE SOFA
> > > >
> > > > A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the
> > > > examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime
> was
> > > > found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found
> lodged
> > > > between the folds of her "privates"


BLIND DRUNK
> > > >
> > > > A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
> > > > while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would
> > come
> > > out
> > > > halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using
> > > > suction pump, but without success.
> > > >
> > > > Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have
> his
> > > > contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane
> > of
> > > > his cornea.
> > > >
> > > > OUCH


Eeeks!! Hope I am better with my contacts than that guy!!!(Im getting them on Sat.)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...... I hope those are not true.....aranoid2

OMG!!! Ewww..Ewww.. and EWWWWW!!!! :laughing2:

Where on earth did you find this Rhea??? Unbelieveable!

They were sent to me on email - I have ton's of them but I can't post most of them on here - if you want them just PM you email!!! They are sooooooo weird!!!!!

OMG - I have eye issues and I an so glad I were glasses instead of contacts! ugh!

Yuck to the "female sofa", but the contact lense one was a little funny.

Oh, they are both sad! That's just nasty, things disappearing into fat folds. And to be so drunk as to almost blind yourself...wow. I have to admit I love reading about these weird things though.

OMG!! That contact one just makes my eyes hurt!!!!! AAAACK!!!!

Gross!

Next time you get one of those emails, you migh want to run it through Snopes before passing it along!