[quote]Originally posted by BodLover
[b]I would ask:
Bod: What do I taste like when you lick me?!!?
You taste a little bit salty, just enough for my taste.
Merle: Why do you always put your paw in my tea/coffee??
Because you never pour a cup for me!
Monty: Doesn't headbutting everything hurt after a while? - and what does it achieve?!?!
Yes, but if I knew what I was doing it wouldn't be what you call instinctive.
Shandy: What does "Weeble" mean?
We don't fall down, silly!
Ash: Why do you kick water all over the floor every time you go for a drink?? (HE'll only drink it off the floor, or his paw?!?!)
Why do you use your knife to push your peas onto your fork?
Pip: Why do you sit there looking so cute and mewing for snuggles, and then run off when I come for you?!? And why do you want to sit on my lap on the toilet... and why do you want to sit on my lap when Im eating, and why do you give me loads of love then bite my chin?, and why do you bully Merle? and why did you "hunt and kill" our couch!??! :LOL:
Sheesh, they didn't have to answer all of that!! Why me? You'd think I was weird, or something! I look cute because I am, and I run because I can.
I sit on your lap to listen to the tinkling sound in the bathroom, of course, and your lap is the softest place in the bathroom.
Now what do you think I want when you're eating, a kick in the pants?
I was told that little bites are love bites; that's the way my mother used to carry me around.
I bully Merle because he's such a sissy; it's laughable.
I hunt the couch because it's there, of course.
Now, if you don't mind I'll go back and sit in my sunbeam, or take a nap, or PICK ON MERLE! HEY, MERLE, WAIT UP!!
That's what they said, Rhea, honest! Jeanie