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post #1 of 27
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If you could ask your cat one question. And get the answer. what would you ask?


I would ask: Have I given you good life?
post #2 of 27
I would ask,"Why do you always run around the house like a manic, then dash off on to the loft and cry for 10 minutes straight?"
post #3 of 27
I would ask: "Would you like us to adopt another cat or would you prefer to be alone?"
post #4 of 27
I would ask- "Why can't I be alone in the bathroom?" *G*
post #5 of 27
Oh so many questions. I would have to start with: What are you thinking when you stare at me like that, and how do you purr, and what is so great tasing about toilet water when you get fresh water every day, and more and more and more. You know I ask my kittys questions and talk to them all the time anyways....poor old goofy me!
post #6 of 27
How can I fix the cat box so you stop peeing in the living room and pooping in the bathtub?

And I would ask the tub-pooper: Since you already like porcelain, do you want me to teach you to use the toilet?
post #7 of 27
I would ask my Gypsy "What do you have against basic hygiene"

Loco: "Why, after us showing you how completely we love you are you still nervous around us?"

Missy: "Was I good surrogate Mommy when you were a teeny baby?"

Kiri: "Why do you like hubby more than me when its me who does everything for you??"

Onyx: "What are you thinking when you lay in my arms like a baby and give me those 'looks'?"
post #8 of 27
I would ask what country him and his sissa came from
post #9 of 27
i would ask.....what can i do to make you more happy?
post #10 of 27
I would ask, "What do you do when we're not home?" to both my kitties.
Oh, and of course, "What else would you like Mommy to get/do for you?"
post #11 of 27
I'd like to ask Spidey: What is it with the rock????

(He loves this rock he found in a planter and carries it around and plays with it much more than his other toys.).

Poppy....hmmmm....I guess I'd ask her why she sometimes still gets scared, and what we could do to make her feel completely safe.
post #12 of 27
I would ask:

Bod: What do I taste like when you lick me?!!?

Merle: Why do you always put your paw in my tea/coffee??

Monty: Doesn't headbutting everything hurt after a while? - and what does it achieve?!?!

Shandy: What does "Weeble" mean?

Ash: Why do you kick water all over the floor every time you go for a drink?? (HE'll only drink it off the floor, or his paw?!?!)

Pip: Why do you sit there looking so cute and mewing for snuggles, and then run off when I come for you?!? And why do you want to sit on my lap on the toilet... and why do you want to sit on my lap when Im eating, and why do you give me loads of love then bite my chin?, and why do you bully Merle? and why did you "hunt and kill" our couch!??! :LOL:
post #13 of 27
Pepperpot - Do you really like it when Daddy gives your tail it's chiropractic adjustment?

Sugarly - What on earth is going on in that brain of yours?

Merlin - Why do you have to be evil?

Excalibur - When you kneed my neck are you trying to cut off my blood flow and kill me?

Striker - Why are you such a scaredy cat!?!
post #14 of 27
[quote]Originally posted by BodLover
[b]I would ask:

Bod: What do I taste like when you lick me?!!?
You taste a little bit salty, just enough for my taste.

Merle: Why do you always put your paw in my tea/coffee??
Because you never pour a cup for me!

Monty: Doesn't headbutting everything hurt after a while? - and what does it achieve?!?!
Yes, but if I knew what I was doing it wouldn't be what you call instinctive.

Shandy: What does "Weeble" mean?
We don't fall down, silly!

Ash: Why do you kick water all over the floor every time you go for a drink?? (HE'll only drink it off the floor, or his paw?!?!)
Why do you use your knife to push your peas onto your fork?

Pip: Why do you sit there looking so cute and mewing for snuggles, and then run off when I come for you?!? And why do you want to sit on my lap on the toilet... and why do you want to sit on my lap when Im eating, and why do you give me loads of love then bite my chin?, and why do you bully Merle? and why did you "hunt and kill" our couch!??! :LOL:

Sheesh, they didn't have to answer all of that!! Why me? You'd think I was weird, or something! I look cute because I am, and I run because I can.
I sit on your lap to listen to the tinkling sound in the bathroom, of course, and your lap is the softest place in the bathroom.
Now what do you think I want when you're eating, a kick in the pants?
I was told that little bites are love bites; that's the way my mother used to carry me around.
I bully Merle because he's such a sissy; it's laughable.
I hunt the couch because it's there, of course.
Now, if you don't mind I'll go back and sit in my sunbeam, or take a nap, or PICK ON MERLE! HEY, MERLE, WAIT UP!!
That's what they said, Rhea, honest! Jeanie
post #15 of 27
For some reason, these strike me as really funny today!

I can just imagine a cat saying "weeble", btw, I had one who used to say "murple" . . .

Jeanie, you are too funny!
post #16 of 27
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Jeanie!!! You're killing me girl!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
post #17 of 27
I don't know if your cats really speak English, but Blueberry calls me "MA!" So, for three years I've been telling him to say "MAMA". I swear he did--twice in the last month. I wasn't paying attention, because it's just an automatic thing for me; I don't expect a response!
When Precious was in heat, she loved everyone. Normally she just likes me, but when my daughter Carole came over, her cries were very appropriate. She sounded like a cat crossed with a mourning dove, as she cried,"CA-ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL," over and over and over and...........
Blueberry was in my bedroom, in isolation, and he wasn't saying MA!!
post #18 of 27
I would ask Trent "What do you want when you whine all day?"

I would ask Ophelia the same thing Melissa asked Kiri "Why do you like hubby more than me when its me who does everything for you??"

I would ask both of them "What can I do to make you more happy?" Although that may be just opening a can of worms!
post #19 of 27
I would ask Noah: why don't you like being held for long periods of time??

And to Cleo: How come you prefer to sleep on hard surfaces such as the coffee table, when there is a perfectly comfortable bean bag chair, bed, couch, etc... to sleep on??
post #20 of 27
I would ask Merlin why he doesn't like his litterbox anymore.....when he was little he used it all the time, now he only uses it if he has to poop...if he has to pee, he either whines to go outside, or does it in my plants!!!!!
post #21 of 27
Fred, why can I sit for hours and not see you until I pick up something to read?
Leo, why will you not eat certain flavors of cat food, but you have no problem licking your butt?
Georgia, why would someone throw you out of a moving car?
Pearl, do you know that no one will ever hurt you again?
post #22 of 27
To both cats: Why do you like to play racehorses at 4 am? In my bedroom?
Why do you wait until I am at the computer to want cuddles?


To Faile, who was a stray: Did you pick us out as your people?
post #23 of 27
To Muffy I would ask, why are you always such a *itch?

To Puffy I would ask, do all those spiders taste good? Even when they bite you?
post #24 of 27
Socks: Why do you like to sit under the curtains in the bedroom so they are open and everyone can see in?

Boo: Why do you always meow loudly and roll around on the kitchen floor when I come home for lunch everyday?

Both of them: Are you glad that someone rescued you from outside so you could find us and make us your family?
post #25 of 27
I guess I would ask him a two parter:

1- Am I doing right by you?
2- What does MaA & Mamamooo really mean?
post #26 of 27
I would ask Ivo:

Where your previous owners horrible to you, or did being a stray make you not trust humans?
post #27 of 27
I would like to explain to Rascal the reason for not allowing him outside!
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