PG-13 I know it's a cat site, but...

valanhb

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This was too good not to post! Besides, I know a lot of you have or at one point had dogs in your life.

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your :censor::censor::censor::censor: up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my
knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
 

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Oh man, laughing my @$$ off here- those were hilarious!! :laughing:

I liked "Taking me for a walk and not letting me check stuff out. Whos walk is this anyways?" The dog we used to have would get so annoyed at me if I tried to stop him from sniffing every single bush and rock on our walks.
 

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:LOL: :LOL: That is too funny!! "Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all." Ooooo that one had me in stitches!!! :LOL::LOL:
 

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Numbers 3 5 6 9 12 13 14 all apply to my dogs.
 

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4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

The dog always blames the cat! Too funny! :tounge2:
 

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Laughed so hard my foster kitty fell off my lap. (She's ok, just peeved that I woke her up.)
 
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