Friend got this in an email and I ahd her send it to me.. A few are pretty funny.
They Walk Among Us! And Reproduce!
Idiots In The Neighborhood: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer
were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS
Idiots In The Food Service: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."? He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City
chef!
Idiot Sighting: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham,Ala.
Idiot Sighting: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KS
Idiot Sighting: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
"this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all
just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was
a bunch at Texas Instruments.
Idiot Sighting I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on. (A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no
less.)
Idiot Sighting:: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to
the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I
know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,
Mississippi!
This is sad, very sad. And of course I like to addd my daughter's own experiences working at a deli counter
'How long is a 12 inch sandwich?' Um...it's like...12 inches??
'What's in a turkey and cheese sandwich?" This is just a guess but I'd say...turkey and cheese??
They Walk Among Us! And Reproduce!
Idiots In The Neighborhood: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer
were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS
Idiots In The Food Service: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."? He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City
chef!
Idiot Sighting: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham,Ala.
Idiot Sighting: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KS
Idiot Sighting: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
"this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all
just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was
a bunch at Texas Instruments.
Idiot Sighting I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on. (A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no
less.)
Idiot Sighting:: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to
the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I
know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,
Mississippi!
This is sad, very sad. And of course I like to addd my daughter's own experiences working at a deli counter
'How long is a 12 inch sandwich?' Um...it's like...12 inches??
'What's in a turkey and cheese sandwich?" This is just a guess but I'd say...turkey and cheese??
