You have been warned! I would suggest 18 + years people as this deals with some potential stuff for those that I don't want to be scolded by their mothers for.
OK. I haven't been to Victoria's Secrets web site in a while. Heck I haven't been in their store (and please again, if you're under 18, please get parents permission before going to this web site...I don't want to make TCS look bad because of my rant).
I go to their site tonight to see what's left of the semi-annual sale since I have a little money (and need some bras and such). Well I get surf happy thru their web site and come across their perfumes & body sprays.
Some of their perfumes...well at first I started laughing. Then I began thinking: WHY?!?! It's their line of "you can smell like your favorite drink", so they have perfumes scented for "mojito", "pina colada", "Kamakazi", "Cosmopolitan", etc.
As much as I like many of the drinks and how they can smell really fruity and sweet...imagine though you're out on your first date with this REALLY great guy. And well, you put on your very best Demeter Gin & Tonic cologne. You're the type of woman that just sprays the perfume all over the bathroom, dances in it and in the end you've showered yourself in Gin & Tonic scent. The guy shows up, you two go out. If I were a guy, I would immediately think you're an alcoholic as you showed up to the date smelling (or if you over did the perfume - reaking of) alcoholic drink. Well I guess if I were on the date for one thing only, then I guess I could see the purpose.
I don't know...VS is really doing something weird with their image lately. I use to think they were upscale...now I think they're looking out for the...um...err...will just leave that part off.
Please don't get me wrong, I love VS, I own a lot of VS...but just some of the things they sell it's like, "Just incase our Miracle Bra that gives you a cup and a piece of string we'll call underwear doesn't do the job...here...smell like an alcoholic drink." Could it be for recovering alcoholics that are still on the bar scene?
The world may never know...
I apologize in advance if I have offended everyone. I've read and reread this to make sure it's as politically correct and also suitable for the occassional teen that might enter. If any bit is offensive (as I know this is kind of a borderline topic), please run immediately away and pretend like you never saw this thread...
OK. I haven't been to Victoria's Secrets web site in a while. Heck I haven't been in their store (and please again, if you're under 18, please get parents permission before going to this web site...I don't want to make TCS look bad because of my rant).
I go to their site tonight to see what's left of the semi-annual sale since I have a little money (and need some bras and such). Well I get surf happy thru their web site and come across their perfumes & body sprays.
Some of their perfumes...well at first I started laughing. Then I began thinking: WHY?!?! It's their line of "you can smell like your favorite drink", so they have perfumes scented for "mojito", "pina colada", "Kamakazi", "Cosmopolitan", etc.
As much as I like many of the drinks and how they can smell really fruity and sweet...imagine though you're out on your first date with this REALLY great guy. And well, you put on your very best Demeter Gin & Tonic cologne. You're the type of woman that just sprays the perfume all over the bathroom, dances in it and in the end you've showered yourself in Gin & Tonic scent. The guy shows up, you two go out. If I were a guy, I would immediately think you're an alcoholic as you showed up to the date smelling (or if you over did the perfume - reaking of) alcoholic drink. Well I guess if I were on the date for one thing only, then I guess I could see the purpose.
I don't know...VS is really doing something weird with their image lately. I use to think they were upscale...now I think they're looking out for the...um...err...will just leave that part off.
Please don't get me wrong, I love VS, I own a lot of VS...but just some of the things they sell it's like, "Just incase our Miracle Bra that gives you a cup and a piece of string we'll call underwear doesn't do the job...here...smell like an alcoholic drink." Could it be for recovering alcoholics that are still on the bar scene?
The world may never know...
I apologize in advance if I have offended everyone. I've read and reread this to make sure it's as politically correct and also suitable for the occassional teen that might enter. If any bit is offensive (as I know this is kind of a borderline topic), please run immediately away and pretend like you never saw this thread...


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I didn't think they smelled bad... I just spent more than I should at the semi annual sale last week. I stocked up on my favorite scent, Strawberries and Champagne.



Wow, that's a little bit harsh...