Things to help you in life

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I just got these on my email, and thought they were worth sharing.

Things to help you in life...

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a bad example.

It is far more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing
a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're
a mile way and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him
how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer
all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the
windshield.
 
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