another PG13 joke

An elderly gentleman was at the doctor, for his annual checkup. "How are you feeling?" asked the doctor. "Wonderful", replied the old man. "When I get up, in the middle of the night, the Good Lord turns on the light for me. When I go back to bed, the Good Lord turns the light out." After the checkup, the doctor speaks with the man's wife. "I'm concerned about your husband's story about the Lord turning the bathroom light on and off, for him at night." "Oh, no", she said. "He's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

cute!

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said one. "Me, too", said the other. "Let's fly down and get some lunch." They flew down and found a plot, full of worms. They ate and ate, until they could eat no more. "I'm so full, I don't think that I can fly back up to the tree," said one. "Me, neither, said the other. "Let's just lie here, in the sun." As they lay basking, a big ol' tomcat came along and ate them. He thought to himself: "I just LOVE baskin' robins.":icecream:

That's funny!!

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