An elderly gentleman was at the doctor, for his annual checkup. "How are you feeling?" asked the doctor. "Wonderful", replied the old man. "When I get up, in the middle of the night, the Good Lord turns on the light for me. When I go back to bed, the Good Lord turns the light out." After the checkup, the doctor speaks with the man's wife. "I'm concerned about your husband's story about the Lord turning the bathroom light on and off, for him at night." "Oh, no", she said. "He's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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4/11/02 at 9:44pm