random ruminations

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why do we wear a pair of pants, but only one bra? Saline eye drops are known as artificial tears - therefor, are saline nose drops artificial snot? (It was a slow night at work, last night. I had entirely TOO much time on my hands.)

Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If infants had as much fun, in their infancy as adults do, in their adultery, they'd never grow up!

Why is it that I can't hear my daughter properly in the morning until I put on my glasses (or contacts)?

Why is it that when you are eating ice-cream, you get the urge to blow on it like with hot food?

Why do they call it a fastfood drive thru when you have to stop to pick up the food?

Why do a lot of people cover their ears instead of their eyes when they watch a scary part in a movie?

Those are great.