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Do you need an excuse?
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"I'm sorry, I won't be in today. I have to wax my inner child."
That is wrong on multiple levels.
That is wrong on multiple levels.
at least you don't have to examine your hairy brother
or bury your fuzzy weasel LOL
or bury your fuzzy weasel LOL
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Sorry, i have to scratch my sunburned butt and sponge my miserable keyboard.
I need to water my scary butt!
I need to salvage my hefty cat!
I need to salvage my hefty cat!
This thread cracks me up!!!!! This is too funny!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA I NEED TO POISON MY YIDDISH MAILMAN!!!!!
But I think before I do that, I should hide my slimy dog!
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HAHAHA. I got `fight my lazy toenails' !!! Classic
I'll see you guys later. I've gotta go bury my deadly underpants.
And I don't think I'll be back for a while, because later I have to water my Canadian mailman.
Before I get on with my work today, I have to move my poisonous ego, find my inbred innerchild, hide my angry unicycle and sponge my flaming computer!!
Then I'll be able to get on with paying my groovy butt!!
Then I'll be able to get on with paying my groovy butt!!
My favorite when I was in HS was "I can't hand in my homework because my brother accidentally used it to line the kitty litter box and..."
Originally Posted by kura
I would really love to give cookies to everyone but I can't because I have to "loosen my sticky dreadlocks"
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I'd like to keep reading this, but I really should go wax my floppy grandma
Oh well i have to go rock my salty portfolio!
Salvage my tiny toenails!
Well I would love to go to class tonight, but I have to analyze my sickly wallet. (Hey how did that thing know??)
