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post #31 of 46
Before I get on with my work today, I have to move my poisonous ego, find my inbred innerchild, hide my angry unicycle and sponge my flaming computer!!

Then I'll be able to get on with paying my groovy butt!!
post #32 of 46
My favorite when I was in HS was "I can't hand in my homework because my brother accidentally used it to line the kitty litter box and..."
post #33 of 46
I would really love to give cookies to everyone but I can't because I have to "loosen my sticky dreadlocks"

One problem though... I have short black/brown hair...
post #34 of 46
Quote:
Originally Posted by kura
I would really love to give cookies to everyone but I can't because I have to "loosen my sticky dreadlocks"
I would help you out with that, but I have to hypnotise my miserable rash!!
post #35 of 46
I'd like to keep reading this, but I really should go wax my floppy grandma
post #36 of 46
Ive got to aparently ...... Jump my Floppy Donkey ... ?! yikes.
post #37 of 46
Oh well i have to go rock my salty portfolio!
post #38 of 46
Salvage my tiny toenails!
post #39 of 46
Well I would love to go to class tonight, but I have to analyze my sickly wallet. (Hey how did that thing know??)
post #40 of 46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rang_27
Well I would love to go to class tonight, but I have to analyze my sickly wallet. (Hey how did that thing know??)

post #41 of 46
Well, it was fun for a while but now I must free my hefty prisoner but not before I shuffle my Yiddish chicken. I've wanted to disarm my scary rash for some time now but have been busy with examining my upset carpet.

Goodbye now, I will return after I hypnotise my frozen dinner.
post #42 of 46
Ill get back to this thread, right after I eat my inner child. Seriously?! I just don't wanna go there...
post #43 of 46
Well I have to kill my Yiddish mailman and shave my demented cat... that could take a while
post #44 of 46
I'm sorry i've got to cancel my dinner plans tonight i've got to spanky my scary dad!
post #45 of 46
Gosh, I really did want to clean the kitchen floor, but I've realised that I have to Lift my Gassy Prisoner, Hide my Grumpy Sausage and Stack my Miserly Goldfish But not before I Fight my Crazy Toenails!!

So I'll see you all later! I'm now off to Walk my Bulky Ointment!

post #46 of 46
Just had to add this one too, so funny!!

I have to Thwart my Scary Trumpet
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