Do you need an excuse?

I got this today and it came up with some really funny excuses, like
"shave my sunburned wart" Hhrmmm sure Im sure I can get out of something using that!

It would help if I put in the link.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~kris.../excusegen.swf

hehe, that's cute.

I got "kiss my gassy brother"

Very cute. Unfortunately anyone who knows me knows what I got wouldn't work: I have to clean my goovy goldfish. (1 small problem I don't have a goldfish)
Wait I just got one I could use (especially knowing my Jordan)
I have to bathe my unwieldy cat. Now that's an excuse I need to remember

"Sponge my fuzzy dreadlocks"!!!!

"Examine my scary armpits."

"I'd really love to go to work today, but I can't because I have to poison my Canadian scab."

I do?! Uh-oh, I'd better take tomorrow off so I can do that! Oh, well!!!

Well, I have to go walk my sneaky monkey now.

I guess I have to go and "Scratch my frumpy yak"

And after that apparantly I have to eat my deadly monkey..

Well, I have to go water my fuzzy yak... so if ya'll will excuse me...

Originally Posted by Kaleetha

Well, I have to go water my fuzzy yak... so if ya'll will excuse me...

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"Punch my hairy grandpa"

Originally Posted by Miss Mew

"Punch my hairy grandpa"

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Thats a good one!!

Awww, I thought I had nothing to do today, but I guess I'll have to be leaving TCS to life my hairy muffin.......

well, I guess I found what I'll do this afternoon instead of studying...

I'll cuddle my homesick pretzel

that sounds fun

hehe, these are all so funny

Gee, I was going to write my meeting minutes today, but I had to punch my slimy yak!

Well I'm kind of bored, so I guess I'll be driving my flaming donut around town tonight.

Originally Posted by Kiwideus

I got this today and it came up with some really funny excuses, like
"shave my sunburned wart" Hhrmmm sure Im sure I can get out of something using that!

It would help if I put in the link.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~kris.../excusegen.swf

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I'd participate in this thread, but I can't because I have to climb my scary banjo.

I was going to cook dinner, but now I can't because I have to swap my hairy donkey.

For what, I wonder? Anyone up for a trade?

Originally Posted by evnshawn

I was going to cook dinner, but now I can't because I have to swap my hairy donkey.

For what, I wonder? Anyone up for a trade?

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Sorry I can't trade cos I have to tighten my grumpy garden.