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Do you need an excuse?

post #1 of 46
Thread Starter 
I got this today and it came up with some really funny excuses, like
"shave my sunburned wart" Hhrmmm sure Im sure I can get out of something using that!

It would help if I put in the link.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~kris.../excusegen.swf
post #2 of 46
hehe, that's cute.

I got "kiss my gassy brother"
post #3 of 46
Very cute. Unfortunately anyone who knows me knows what I got wouldn't work: I have to clean my goovy goldfish. (1 small problem I don't have a goldfish)
Wait I just got one I could use (especially knowing my Jordan)
I have to bathe my unwieldy cat. Now that's an excuse I need to remember
post #4 of 46
"Sponge my fuzzy dreadlocks"!!!!
post #5 of 46
"Examine my scary armpits."
post #6 of 46


"I'd really love to go to work today, but I can't because I have to poison my Canadian scab."

I do?! Uh-oh, I'd better take tomorrow off so I can do that! Oh, well!!!
post #7 of 46
Well, I have to go walk my sneaky monkey now.
post #8 of 46
I guess I have to go and "Scratch my frumpy yak"

And after that apparantly I have to eat my deadly monkey..
post #9 of 46
Well, I have to go water my fuzzy yak... so if ya'll will excuse me...
post #10 of 46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaleetha
Well, I have to go water my fuzzy yak... so if ya'll will excuse me...
post #11 of 46
"Punch my hairy grandpa"
post #12 of 46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Mew
"Punch my hairy grandpa"
Thats a good one!!
post #13 of 46
Awww, I thought I had nothing to do today, but I guess I'll have to be leaving TCS to life my hairy muffin.......

post #14 of 46
well, I guess I found what I'll do this afternoon instead of studying...

I'll cuddle my homesick pretzel

that sounds fun
post #15 of 46
hehe, these are all so funny
post #16 of 46
Gee, I was going to write my meeting minutes today, but I had to punch my slimy yak!
post #17 of 46
Well I'm kind of bored, so I guess I'll be driving my flaming donut around town tonight.

post #18 of 46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwideus
I got this today and it came up with some really funny excuses, like
"shave my sunburned wart" Hhrmmm sure Im sure I can get out of something using that!

It would help if I put in the link.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~kris.../excusegen.swf
I'd participate in this thread, but I can't because I have to climb my scary banjo.
post #19 of 46
I was going to cook dinner, but now I can't because I have to swap my hairy donkey.

For what, I wonder? Anyone up for a trade?
post #20 of 46
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evnshawn
I was going to cook dinner, but now I can't because I have to swap my hairy donkey.

For what, I wonder? Anyone up for a trade?
Sorry I can't trade cos I have to tighten my grumpy garden.
post #21 of 46
Thread Starter 
Oh shoot, I gotta go and bury my hairy prisoner.
post #22 of 46
"I'm sorry, I won't be in today. I have to wax my inner child."

That is wrong on multiple levels.
post #23 of 46
at least you don't have to examine your hairy brother


or bury your fuzzy weasel LOL
post #24 of 46
Sorry, i have to scratch my sunburned butt and sponge my miserable keyboard.
post #25 of 46
I need to water my scary butt!
I need to salvage my hefty cat!
post #26 of 46


This thread cracks me up!!!!! This is too funny!!!

Ok now, I have to go fight my salty checkbook now....And tomorrow I guess I've got a few things to do, like examine my ancient dinner, and drive my homesick waffle into town.
post #27 of 46
MUAHAHAHAHAHA I NEED TO POISON MY YIDDISH MAILMAN!!!!! But I think before I do that, I should hide my slimy dog!
post #28 of 46
HAHAHA. I got `fight my lazy toenails' !!! Classic
post #29 of 46
I'll see you guys later. I've gotta go bury my deadly underpants.
post #30 of 46
And I don't think I'll be back for a while, because later I have to water my Canadian mailman.
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