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if we can't laugh at ouselves who can we laugh at?

Christian Faith

There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After a while he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
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do ya'll think this is funny or insulting?? i may delete it.
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I thought it was funny!
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I think it's funny, too!
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This isn't a joke, it is something that really happened, but I have always found it so funny!!!!

My dad used to tell about an elderly lady who went to his church years ago, who hated men!!! Couldn't stand them!!! (always did wonder how she managed to have a daughter, but that's another story..)

anyway....she wouldn't even let a man pick her up for church, it always had to be a woman, and she was always insulting men. (nice lady, huh guys???)

So one day in the church service, the pastor was talking about Adam and eve, and how Eve had eaten the apple first, then passed it to Adam, thus bringing the curse of evil upon the world, etc, etc...

And this little old lady pipes up quite defensively and says,
"Well what do you expect??? Eve was created from inferior material!!!" (Adams rib) :LOL:

I always thought that was hilarious, just wanted to throw it in!!!!
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