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Great cat joke

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A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said,
"You have been a good cat all of these years. Any thing you want is yours
for the asking."

The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and
slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep
on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
heaven together. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same
offer that he made the cat.

The mice said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs
and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller
skates we would never have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller
skates.

About a week later God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
every thing OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my
life. My pillow is fluffy and those little meals on wheels you have been
sending over are delicious."
post #2 of 14
Very cute!
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post #4 of 14
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post #5 of 14
That's great!
post #6 of 14
Thanks for the laugh. I was having a really bad day!
post #7 of 14
hehe.

Very cute!
post #8 of 14
Cute!
post #9 of 14
Funny
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post #11 of 14
cute!

Where do you think mice go when they are killed in heaven, though?
post #12 of 14
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockcat
Thanks for the laugh. I was having a really bad day!
Same here, thank you for the joke! I like it. TCS always cheers me up.
post #13 of 14
Loved it!!
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